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Apollo 69er

a slang term used by truckers meaning "I'm looking to fuck any living organism right now, regardless of race or species because I have been on the road without sex for an incredibly long period of time"
Trucker 1: Whoooo eeeeee! I gotta gets me some Apollo 69er 'er else my dadgome dicks gonna fall off!
Trucker 2: Ain't dat da truth! I ain't had no sexy time in a month of Sundays!
by Adolph Oliver Nipplez December 20, 2008
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pre-apology

Frank knew he would get hammered at the ballgame, so he issued a pre-apology to the crew before the tailgate.
by Merfzero August 30, 2007
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Mammon apologist

Mammon is a character from the popular otome game called obey me.
The mammon apologist is mammons s/o and is willing to do anything to ensure he is safe and treated fairly. Wether they are defending him against toxic fans, or wether ut be against his brothers, this is a truly good person. They are essentially a saint.

Mammonapologist is also a popular tiktok account, that specialises in obey me content which is just f00cking hilarious- animetitti3s
Random toxic fan:i actually hate mammon

Mammon apologist: give me one good reason apart from him being annoying

Random toxic fan:i- um.....
Mammon apologist: exactly:)
by Anime_tiddi3s April 16, 2021
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MOAS (Millennial Over-Apologizing Syndrome)

MOAS (Millennial Over-Apologizing Syndrome) is a psychological condition that affects many people born between the years of 1985 and 2000.

Symptoms of MOAS

- Apologizing for things that do not need an apology.
- Apologizing excessively.

- Apologizing continuously even after the other person has accepted your apology
- Feelings of guilt for not meeting unrealistic expectations.
- Invalidating one’s own feelings / rationalizing them as insignificant.
- Self-Gaslighting
Person 1: Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Person 2: You don't need to be sorry for that.

Person 1: Sorry.
Person 2: Stop apologizing. You must have MOAS (Millennial Over-Apologizing Syndrome).
by kkkkkatie May 17, 2018
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Aploski Wet Willy

A Russian sexual act by nature (fetish) the 'Aploski Wet Willy' is when a male masturbates into a sexual partners ear to the point of ejaculation into ones ear canal.
Person 1: Hey man! Gave your girlfriend the Aploski Wet Willy yesterday!
Person 2: Knew I could count on you!
by NotGemstar November 21, 2018
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ApoCon

A convention for Apostolic’s from the AAFCJ. Sometimes it’s lit, sometimes it’s aight. 75% of the young adults and youth go to find their rib wherever Lobby Ministry is hosted.
Juan: Aye bro! You goin to ApoCon? I heard it’s gonna get lit!
Timoteo: Nah bro, might just go to Lobby Ministry tho
by ElApostolico December 5, 2018
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Apollo

Because the previous people got it wrong Apollo is a Greek God and his twin sister is Artemis and not Athena !!! The father is Zeus the biggest God of the 12 Gods of mount Olympus !! Apollo, the Sun god, brings life-giving heat and light to Earth.As patron god of musicians and poets Arts,sun and beauty, he carries a lyre and his symbol represents the “egg of creation”.
* One of the most important Olympian gods
* Apollo replaced the Titan Helios as the sun god; however, the Greeks didn’t delete Helios completely but referred to both of them as the Sun gods.
* The arrows of Apollo and Artemis invariably killed and the Greeks explained epidemics of diseases by supposing that they were shooting their arrows at people; and so, by praying to Apollo, the epidemic might be made to stop. In this way, Apollo became associated with the cure of diseases.
had a son, Asclepius who is better known under the Roman version of the name, Aesculapius
* He was a mortal medical healer who was so successful that he was reputed to have the ability to bring the dead back to life; which resulted in complaints by Hades. As a result, to keep peace in the godly family, Zeus killed him with a thunderbolt.
* The snake was a symbol of medicine and doctors and the Latin name for his constellation is Ophiuchus (oh fee YOO kuhs) which means “serpent-holder”.
He is considered the ideal of manly beauty, so that a very handsome man might be called an “Apollo”. He is also the god of poetry and music.
by wildflowergr February 3, 2010
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