A child sized man who never showers or eats. A sickly looking person with nothing going for him. Also see baby dick, small penis, chicken legs, or loser.
by Yessssssssss February 28, 2005

the finest newscaster the world has ever seen. he hosts anderson cooper 360 on cnn every weeknight at 7pm est. has an extenside fandom of young to middle aged women who have deemed themselves "anderfans"
random dude: did you see jeopardy last night? wow that ken jennings is on a role.
anderfan: no way. anderson cooper was on!
anderfan: no way. anderson cooper was on!
by anderfantothenthdegree October 8, 2005

by ajandersonmuthafucka February 8, 2014

Ellie Anderson is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet she is funny and has an amazing personality, sometimes when you see her you just want her im your arms.
Jake: "Ay Luke that Ellie anderson is really beautiful"
Luke: "yeah man she is I would love for her to be mine."
Luke: "yeah man she is I would love for her to be mine."
by Bigmanwillyboi July 25, 2018

A bass player in the band cornicopia who takes excessive amounts of superzooms and has a minion obsession
by oscar anderson February 6, 2019

Mr Anderson is probably the mightiest beast out there, topping the likes of Killer Bean and John Wick. He is possibly the best teacher to ever grace this earth, bringing his godly teaching skills to our unworthy souls. Please notice me
by Mr Anderson's no.1 fan July 15, 2019

See Globalist Shill and pseudojournalistic donut-puncher. Reality TV host with no journalistic training who like the writer of The Cabbie Homicide had got in the field and developed a form of journalism but the writer of Cabbie is the Conservative example. He had some college but learned from his roster where three wrote for newspapers and another later The Huffington Post before running for office in Maine as he established his current incarnation of wordpress and got on tumblr he gives in depth insight about publications he's done and takes the readers further into the published work by finding the articles from the era.
Anderson Cooper had been a hatedom to those in underground subcultures since picking on Dave Mustaine and William Patrick Corgan. When Corgan let Cooper have it with globalist shill the media had a field day with Anderson Cooper.
by illinoishorrorman January 16, 2018
