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U.S. Americans

People who live in the United States of America, one-fifth of whom lack geographic knowledge due to not having maps.
Aimee Teegarden: Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can't locate the United States on a world map. Why do you think this is?
Miss Teen South Carolina: I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uhmmm, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and uh, I believe that our, I, education like such as, uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us.
by J. S. September 5, 2007
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Americans

People who are accused of being fat and stupid. People who say this are most likely uneducated assholes or people who are not educated enough.
"americans are so fat lololololololololol"
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Americans

Awesome people who are not fat, nice, and unlike Brits have a good sense of humor.
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Euro-Americans

Euro-Americans are a subset of Americans like all Americans that designates place (Europe) and nationality (American). Other examples are Irish Americans, African Americans. Italian Americans, etc.
Paul is proud of his Euro-American heritage. Euro-Americans represent all nations in Europe.
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americans

Americans come in mainly 3 sizes, thin, huge or supersized huge! their diet mainly consists of supersised Mc Donalds.
Their leader is one of the most idiotic person around, i bet you he dosent even know what day of the week it is!?!
Also they pump out more pollution then the whole world put together, to be fair if America didnt exist we wouldnt have global warming or the Iraq war.
A typical Americans lunch break
"hi, can i have a large bic mac, with fries and a milkshake"

"only for 20 cent more we can supersize it, but it contain 50% more fat!"

"I have it supersized! please!"

" I will bring it right over for you."

*he waddles to find a seat*
by Hayde January 5, 2009
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Americans

What? Are the Americans not cancerous?
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Americans

The people of the greatest nation in the world. We respect other cultures, and are tolerant, unlike European people who stereotype us as fat and lazy. FYI, everyone in America doesn't like McDonalds... in fact many of us don't... and by the way there is McDonalds EVERYWHERE!!

George W. Bush is in no way an example of a "typical" American. In reality, there are no "typical" Americans... We are a melting pot of many cultures.

So before you diss the Americans, think of this.

OUR ANCESTORS ARE ITALIAN, SPANISH, GERMAN, FRENCH, SWISS, GREEK, etc. So yeah keep insulting yourselves =D
*German guy*: Americans are fat and dumb.
*American w/ German ancestry*:Yeah dude, our ancestors were cousins. Think it through
by mkay* February 19, 2009
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