alternasnob

Someone with alternative taste in music who looks down on others with mainstream taste.

Man! Ryan makes fun of me just cause I listen to Justin Timberlake. He's such an alternasnob.

by Ryan Phillips January 11, 2009

Alterextion

Alterextion: is when a man becomes aroused his penis points in instead of out. A hard on that points in. Adverb

prononced- alter-ex-tion

"You call that sex? that was hardly even an "alterextion"

by Andrea DGeorge Nor-Cal January 12, 2019

Unaided Alternative

Masterbating with your off hand without visual aid.

Since my girlfriend broke up with me i have to do an unaided alternative to switch things up.

by dirty fender May 31, 2010

Alternative Facts

Using lies in an attempt to change the truth when the actual truth does not conform to the narrative you want to forward.

The press secretary didn't lie he was just using alternative facts.

by poidogp January 22, 2017

alter boy

a boy who assists a clergy(priest) member in a church. They seem to be constanly molested by the priests.

Priest: Where is alter boy Joseph
Nun: I think he went to pray in the church.
Priest: Really, i shall join him
(enter suspensful music)

by Jessica Todero November 2, 2007

alternication

When people of alternative life styles get into an arguement or fight.

"Did you hear about the alternication at Smitty's? Yeah, two drag queens totally threw down."

by Seven Hyde December 19, 2008

AlterLynx

A YouTuber with some subscribers rivaling Pewdiepie.

AlterLynx wastes hours playing Garry's Mod.

by AlterLynx October 20, 2017