allocishet

Someone who is allosexual & alloromantic (completely experiences sexual & romantic attraction), heterosexual (is attracted solely to members of the opposite gender) and is cisgender (someone whose sex is their biological gender).

We need more allocishets who support LGBTQIA+ people!

by A Lone Smartass June 14, 2021

Pets allowed

An alternative to the smiley face emoticon commonly used to puncuate a sentence that may be read with too serious of a tone.

The phrase, Pets allowed, can be a helpful addition to any sentence or paragraph that may have a serious tone that you want to lighten up.

I also want you to let me have trust in you as i always stand on my word. Pets allowed

by slurber November 24, 2009

allotpun

In fiction, a trait that a character's name is based off of. Originates from the "Sir blanks-a-lot" joke.

From the webcomic Sparklecare Hospital:
Name: Barry Ill, Uni Cornelius
Allotpun: gets sick easily, Unicorn

by csicko July 30, 2022

Terry Waite's allotment

Self-explanatory to Britishers in the 1990's, this description of unruly hair will puzzle the rest of us, so:
1. Terry Waite served as the Anglican Church's international diplomacy negotiator. In 1987, he was himself taken hostage in Lebanon and held mostly in solitary confinement until his release in 1991. He's a well-known public speaker now.
2. "Allotment" in Britain is an urban rented garden patch.
Hence, Terry Waite's allotment would be untended and weed-choked.
I haven't determined if Waite actually was an allotment holder at the time of his confinement.

The man on the bench had a red beard like Terry Waite's allotment.

by Jesfine January 1, 2005

Allon

An amazing guy that can make you smile just by looking in your direction. He makes you fall in love all over again every time he smiles at you. He is always kind, and sweet, and incredibly cute, in every way. Has the power of turning your incredible friendship into something magical, something that can last forever. Always keeps his promises, and waits for the right girl to come along. He has an incredible amount of patience, especially with those he truly cares about. He has an amazing relationship with his family, especially his little sister, and shows respect towards anyone he meets. An Allon does forget some things at times, but makes up for that in any way possible. Overall, Allon is someone to get to know, and someone to appreciate every moment you get.

"Best Friend: But just look at the statistics of high school relationships. Only 10% actually end up in marriage.

Allon: Well lets be in that 10%, and I told u I will never lose you. I refuse to lose you no matter what. remember that. You're never going to get rid of me. I will be by your side even if it's as your boyfriend (hopefully), you best friend, or anything u ask of me."

by ne2009na August 22, 2011

allotrope

one of at least two different forms of an element. Different allotropes of a substance often have very different properties from each other; e.g. white phosphorus (P4) is a highly reactive and toxic substance that glows in air due to its high reactivity and possesses a molecular structure, while red phosphorus (the stuff used to make strikers on match boxes) is a non-toxic substance that has a polymeric structure.

White tin is a shiny, electrically conductive metal usefull for plating cans to prevent corrosion, while gray tin is a semiconductor that possesses no uses whatsoever

by eszett August 26, 2003

Terry Waite's allotment

(Simile.) Describes a badly overgrown ladygarden or punani in need of a lot of TLC. (And possibly an industrial-sized strimmer.)

"I pulled down her knickers, and she had a twat like Terry Waite's allotment! I've seen long-haired poodles with less hair than her!"

by Niall Brady February 9, 2003