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allocishet 

Someone who is
- allosexual and alloromantic (experiences sexual and romantic attraction in normative amounts, intensities and ways)
- heterosexual and heteroromantic (normally attracted only to people of the "opposite" gender)
- cisgender (identifies only with the gender that they were assigned at birth)
Interviewer: What's something you wish for?

Alex: I wish more allocishets - as well as queer folks - were ready to accept that their knowledge of gender and sexuality might not be correct or complete. Everybody accepts advances in medical science and everyone knows previous generations had to learn that the Earth isn't flat, that illness isn't caused by spirits, that mental illness needs treatment not suppression, that doctors should wash hands, etc but when it comes to queer realities, people forget science exists.
allocishet by averagefoot sighting December 5, 2022
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allocishet 

It's a LGBTQ++ way to refer to a (het)erosexual person, who's not trans (cis) that also displays sexual attraction (allosexual).

So, about 95% of the population.
Jenny (ix/ixem) : Do you think Mark likes me?
Flora: I doubt it, he's a fit, monogamous, white allocishet male, and you're genderfluid, poly, half transitioned HAES lesbo-rastafarian. You're out of his league!
allocishet by Completely Random String September 27, 2020
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Me: Poggers!
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