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Sparkletard 

A Twilight fan of the hypervigilant variety, devoid of higher thought functions and obsessed with the series, its mythology (or lack thereof), and its romance (again, or lack thereof). They analyze and parse the books as if they were scripture, showing them what it takes to attain true and immortal love. They'll debate the merits of being fucked by a vampire versus being fucked by a werewolf. They'll pay millions of dollars if only to personally gaze upon the (stuffed) codpiece of Edward Cullen. Most frighteningly, they'll bite the head off of anyone who defiles or mocks their beloved book series. They are like Sex and the City fans mated with Star Trek geeks and raised by Juno. In short, they are sparkling retards.
My ex girlfriend started reading the books before we broke up. It caused her to go full sparkletard.

I had to fight through a pack of Sparkletards on their way to Hot Topic. Boy were they loud.
Sparkletard by MrControversy83 February 3, 2010

sparklepire 

Any one of the idiotic "vampires" of the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer. In her clumsily written stories, instead of bursting into flames in sunlight, the vampires just shimmer and sparkle. How retarded is that?
"Anne Rice?? Who's that? I won't read any books that don't have sparklepires in it!!!1 Also, I'm illiterate."
sparklepire by TabbyStrayer December 19, 2008

Sparklepire 

Noun- 1. A wussified imitation of a vampire who has a strong liking for The Cure and melodramatic moping. They are characterized by refusal to drink human blood, being emotional pansies, being whiny and flighty and despite being ancient have the intelectual capacity and emotional makeup of a 12 year old girl. Most notably instead of doing something cool and dramatic like bursting into flames or turning to ash in sunlight they sparkle. More closely related to Faeries and ButtPixies than vampires.

2. any emo Edward Cullen wannabe surburbanite who tries to pull off the "angsty goth" look with clothes they bought at target.
1. "I know what you are. you're a-"
"Say it"
"you're a.. sparklepire
2. "Omg did you see that guy with all the makeup sitting by himself in the corner?"
"I know. Total sparklepire."
Sparklepire by omgWhatABilf February 3, 2010

sparklecrack 

Any smallish decorative / personal adornment item that a) can or does glitter, shimmer, or sparkle; b) is often small-ish in physical size and not exceedingly expensive for a single piece; c) is surprisingly (almost frighteningly) collectable. And once you get a few, you really need a few more, because they're fun and pretty and not much maintenance. Then a few dozen more, to round out your collection. Then a few hundred, because there are slight differences and you really do need all the variants. Pretty soon your home has a dedicated area for your own personal flavor of sparklecrack: your makeup, your jewelry, your gemstones, your pewter figures...what have you.
It's not sparklecrack until it has its own storage solution.
sparklecrack by Slave to the Sparkle November 15, 2010

Sparklezaperation 

How it feels the moment you know you found the perfect person to spend the rest of your life with.
I don't know how to express how it feels to be with you, other than that it's like a sparklezaperation of my soul.
Sparklezaperation by Hil-1 October 1, 2011

Fabio Sparklemane Halloween Costume 

someone wears the iconic Fortnite charather "Fabio Sparklemane" for Halloween
Dylan: are you going to wear your Fabio Sparklemane Halloween Costume tomorrow?
Liam: stfu