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Alligator Fuck Pile

A situation so bad, you can only hope it calms into a shitstorm. Similar in nature to the classic clusterfuck, but with far direr circumstances.
1) Daryl: "Holy shit man! I heard that shotgun expo turned into one hell of a clusterfuck once they done run outta the whiskey samples!"
Bodean: "A clusterfuck? Hell, it was a clusterfuck when I done mixed up my toothbrushin brush and my armpit scrubbin brush! This was a regular alligator fuck pile."

2) Delmont: "If we don't get that natural gas leak under control, we might have to shut this alligator fuck pile of a sunday school down; Them youngsters is droppin quicker than panties on prom night."
by The Active Duty Activist November 19, 2011
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alligator arm

In American football, a would-be pass-receiver's arm extended timidly because he is afraid that if he catches the ball he will be tackled extremely hard. Usually plural.
"He's open, it's there.... Oh! Off his fingertips, incomplete. He had alligator arms on that one."
by RB Jr. September 9, 2008
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alligator fuckhouse

A term used for when I bite the neck of my lover and open their legs like a mighty crocodile then go into a deathroll while having sexual intercourse with him.
I gave Rex a good Alligator Fuckhouse last night after mom went to work.
by M.. Rehmeyer February 13, 2008
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Alligator Arms

(a) A cowardly act in American football when an offensive player decides not to catch a football due to the anticipation of physical contact.

(b) A blog about sports mostly located at http://alligatorarms.blogspot.com/
Man, did you see Ricky Watters of the Philadelphia Eagles and his alligator arms on that pass across the middle? What a punk bitch. I bet he is thinking of his wallet instead of the good of the team.
by El Lizardo March 30, 2009
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Allibator

A really good friend that you are so close to you would masterbait even if they were there. "ally-bator"
Yeah this is my friend Kevin, he's my allibator
by Thebigman345 November 22, 2011
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Alligator juice

The pussy juices from an extremely diseased, scabby, old, and discolored pussy
You: hey dude you tap that milf ass last night?
Friend: no man I took one look at that pussy and saw some alligator juice and got out of there
by @yourmomshouse July 10, 2016
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allimagator

I received my edumacation from the allimagators.
by Jeffery Chism February 13, 2017
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