Alisée

Alisée is the most increadible person you will ever meet. She is kind and caring and no matter how bad you might want to not think about her, she will always be there to catch her when you need her most. She is kind, sweet, beautiful, everything you could possibly imagine. She is generally blond, aesthetic, kind, and won’t take your shit. You can easily get rid of her by spraying her with sunlight, but if your sane you wouldn’t want to.

Omg, I have a new friend. SHE’S AN ALISÉE!!

by saoupmhaiies March 30, 2020

Alisa

Alisa is one of sweetest girls you’ll ever meet, she is loving and caring and when she gets comfortable around you she can be the best friend ever. She is a wonderful dancer and can sometimes be in her own little world. She can make you fall for her fast but it hurts in the end cause she won’t like you back. She’s a quiet girl but when you get to know her she can be very outgoing, she’s very beautiful and although sometimes it looks like she bites ankles she can sway you with her looks. Also she tips amazingly so if you get her as a customer at a restaurant congrats!

Hey who’s that quiet girl?

Oh her name is Alisa, she’s really cute
I know right

by Thrif_ty July 3, 2021

Alisa

A young, bountiful woman! With a joyful demeanor and spirit. Alisa is always the one to call when you’re in need, she’ll always have the right advice. Say hi to an Alisa today!

Boy: who is that fine thing walking down the hall
Boy2: oh! Thats Alisa! She’s so beautiful man, we have math together.

by Loveeeeeeey January 24, 2023

Alimony

That wife you love so much, the little honey buns who you thought was an angel? Well, she's going to castrate you. Once she's done with that, she'll take your kids, put a restraining order on you with a false accusation, and then she'll take everything that rightfully belongs to YOU. After this, you must followed with a series of payments to support her, even if she is perfectly able to work.

Yes, my friend, welcome to the world of alimony. You better pray that the child support (which WILL inevitably come) does not toss your castrated balls into the grinder to make food for the dogs.

Judge: You make 30,000 a year, so you must give your wife 15,000. Oh, and your child support is $300 a month.

Guy: Good-bye comfort and hello hunger...

by BusinessMan April 22, 2005

alisha

1.Usually a hot curvacious female
2.A way to describe how awesome an item is.

Whey hey look who turned all alisha on me

That was an alisha performance

by ALIEEEE December 24, 2007

Alim

noun.

wise guy (means the all knowing)

likely to fall for a Saara.

Alim will definitely end up with Saara.

by dkgadlfkasldfkjasl;kflaskdfsf May 28, 2009

alishan

the guy you call when you need some one to back you up in a fight or race, or a designated driver when you hit the club or bar

a jack of all trades

"dude can you back me up in a fight and a race or am i asking to much"

"I've got work, but i know a guy who can do both, and drive you home after you celebrate at the club. a jack of all trades a.k.a an alishan"

"thanks man you saved my life"

by thatdude3000 December 13, 2012