Alfred

This man knows what he is doing. He is strong and funny. The Swedish genes in him give him the ultimate testosterone boost to shit on any liberal.

“I think we should make pride flags at school Alfred!”

“Shut up you libtard dipshit, you take estrogen you tranny! Alfred ultimate go go!!”

by Liberals stink February 8, 2024

Alfred

He's the typa asian guy that has a weird kink for feet

Nat: Alfred why u looking at my feet

Alfred: Because I can?

by Didjjsisid December 15, 2023

Dion Alfred

He describes himself "teachers pet" while he is not.

Dion Alfred always tells he is a teachers pet

by DIONNOTCOOL November 2, 2020

Alfred Futterkiste

Always the one and only friend that’s here for me, impossible not to trust and makes others feel comfortable and loved. Perfect golden ratio of being wholesome and sweet to horknee 😂 Best person to have as a best friend and girlfriend 😜! Really understanding and patient 💗The most genuine and sweet person on earth and always finds a new creative way to cheer people up 💖 Is the most amazing person I’ve ever had and needs to know he doesnt need to change and he’s already perfect for who he is 💓 The bestest person anyone can ever be best friends with!

Alfred Futterkiste, can you help me with homework?
Good night, Alfred Futterkiste

HAPPY 15TH BIRTHDAY, ALFRED FUTTERKISTE!

by warlt March 15, 2024

alfred edgar hagen

a fat fuck who strokes his cock to gay porn

nibba: fuck you

alfred edgar hagen

by hopeioos February 6, 2022

Alfred Lundgren

is the best fortnite player in the world

oh, you are the best Alfred Lundgren

by din pappa12435 November 8, 2018

Alfred

Among us lmfao

AMONG US AMONG US, NA NA NA NA NA NAAAAAA, AMONG US LMFAO HAHAHAHAHHAH, HEE HAW HEE HAWW MY NAME IS ALFRED AND IM AMONG US

by lmfaopenisongamongussus March 25, 2022