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Acorn tree

An unusually vascular penis with a head shaped aerodynamically like an acorn and a springy and fluffy bush
When he shoves his acorn tree inside me I can feel his huge veins stretching me wider...
by Overlord12100 October 31, 2016
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Acorn sexual

When you are sexually attracted to acorns or any other type of seed but mainly acorns
"Hey are you straight"
"Nah I'm acorn sexual"
by Gaymaster9000 March 23, 2021
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little acorns

An awesome White Stripes song about squirrels. Its on Elephant, their newest CD.
Alex and Brandon's annoying little sister kept repeating lyrics from Little Acorns
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Orange Acorn

On the popular social media platform "Yik Yak", the Orange Acorn is one of many icons representing a user reply. It is by far the rarest icon to be used and is therefore very special. The user with the Orange Acorn is often assumed to have god-like power for that yikyak post.
by SomePersonFromEarth September 29, 2015
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acorn dance

A dance that symbolises an entire way of life that was supposedly very intense, meaningful and sensual, and intrinsic to the human and natural worlds, but that was in fact never lived. The literal dance itself never existed, and those who pretend to knowledge of it cannot agree on what the moves were. More generally, a myth in the most amorphous state possible.
Jane spent her college years trying to find references to the acorn dance.

Everything is an acorn dance and nothing is.

Someone wrote a thesis on Renaissance painting and the acorn dance. It was rather sensual stuff and I still couldn't make head nor tail of it.
by Fearman April 13, 2008
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Alcorexia

Alcorexia is a condition whereby a man or woman starve themselves of alcohol in order to lead a more healthy lifestyle or to avoid future embarrassments caused by a previous fun, drunken night.
It is important to point out that Alcorexia cannot be suffered by people whose alcohol consumption has always been low. Rather, your typical alcorexic is one who has temporarily gone from very large intake to no intake whatsoever.
Alcorexia sufferers will typically have been the most charming and fun person in your group of friends (ie the one who drank the most). Alcorexia is usually brought on after something as innocuous as simply shaming themselves the night before. The alcorexia sufferer's warped mind contains a sad, pathetic and often terrifying vision of themselves: they misleadingly believe that they are "drinking too much", when in fact, ceasing their alcohol intake can have terrible after-effects, such as memory, a sense of responsibility and the shakes.
After suffering from debilitating panic attacks for 2 weeks and trying to cure them with drinking, Richard finally gave up drinking for a while, hit the xanax, and began to suffer Alcorexia.
by Derek Hopper September 27, 2007
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Acorns

You know how Lexi thinks acorns doesn't equal coffee? She's wrong. I just proved it.
by BradyIsGreatness February 14, 2012
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