Alana is the definition of perfect. She’ll be there for you 100 percent of the time. Her loyalty is unlike anyone else’s. She stand up for you when you’re not there. You’ll never get bored talking to her because she can always keep a conversation going. She kind of slow but gets really good grades. Her smile warms up the whole room. She’s beautiful and doesn’t know it. She has the most adorable eyes and the cutest laugh. Alanas have the quickest comebacks and sassiest attitudes. She often falls for boys with curly hair and green or brown eyes. Her best friend is just like her and usually are the two funniest people.
by jessicaalbret February 27, 2020
Most important name originated. Hottest lesbian know to mankind. Has the ability to turn any straight bitch (me). Really fucking hot by the way. Often has cool tattoos. Makes you want to fuck on top of Lamborghini Huracàn LP 610-4. Gets you wetter than a firefighters water hose. She's also really fucking hot etc.
I'm straight as fuck but I'd lick Nutella off of Alana Smith on top of a Lamborghini Huracán LP 610-4.
by thotwatcher911 January 24, 2015
Very pretty kind and with awesome sex and or head but you better watch you items around her she is a slick one
by Jealousbizzle December 31, 2019
by the world is round March 29, 2019
A loser that spends 7 years not talking in an attempt to make friends. A P4 Alana will often fail at most things in life as they are not that intelligent. However, despite what some people think they are quite normal.
P4 Alana has left the chat.
by buzzfeedislyfe776 May 30, 2019
"have you heard of Alana Champion? She's so sick!"
"yeah, she's so unique! she doesnt give a fuk about what people think"
"yeah, she's so unique! she doesnt give a fuk about what people think"
by missgloryhole69 February 04, 2019
The Dirty Alana is when you stand upside down and suck a guys dick covered in honey while someone is playing the bongos 2 feet away.
by do u have my juul April 16, 2020