Pulling a Jack

saying something dirty when in reality its very innocent; Or saying something that sounds innocent but is very dirty

I like Uranus its my favorite! (innocent but sounds dirty)
Yes, my favorite animal is definitely the beaver.( dirty but sounds innocent)
"Dude stop pulling a jack, we can't tell what you mean!"

by Get BEANED May 4, 2018

Taking a Jack

Taking a retardedly long time to shit

“Hey buddy, I’m going to use the restroom.”
“Just don’t take too long...”
“Don’t worry, I’m not taking a Jack.”

by longschlong45 June 9, 2018

Pulling a Jack

When they cancel on you to play video games instead :)

“Sorry, I don’t think I’m gonna come today.
- Why?
“Pokemon.”

“What’s your boyfriend doing?”
- playing Halo.
“He’s pulling a Jack.”

by johnny.dukes December 4, 2019

Being a Jack

Being unbelievably stupid and saying dumb things

Person 1: Hes not ethiopian hes christian
Person 2: Stop being a jack

by Animeuser1234 February 11, 2020

Noah Anacker

Over the top, Extra, Extremely Boujee.

“You guys hear what that Noah Anacker is up to now?”

by Kryptorithm April 18, 2021

Rubbing a jack

Slang term for masturbating.

Last night, I was rubbing a jack.

by Fred O'Lay June 22, 2021

crack-alacky

One of, if not, THE most powerful phrase you can say to someone, capable of creating storms and even killing a person. If followed up with "...you just got that attacky! 🙌", it can AND will reduce everyone to a pile of bones. This should only be used in the most dire of situations.

Mike: I think you're a big poop loser, you know that?
Jestin: I know you are, but what am I?
Mike: wh-
Jestin: crack-alacky, you just got that attacky! 🙌
Mike immediately combusts into flames, leaving nothing but his skeleton on the ground.

by matpatfan111287 September 26, 2022