Drop-kicking a potential "baby-mama" down the stairs.
Keisha: "I ain't had no puriod yet, so you gon haf to take me to da woman clinic to get anotha abortion."
Terell: "That place is fo' rich-ass white folks! I'm takin you to tha Ghetto Abortion clinic!"
Keisha: "Where that is?"
(Terell leaps five feet in the air, delivers a swift kick to Keisha's forehead, which sends her down five flights of stairs)
Terell: "Aww, snap
Terell: "That place is fo' rich-ass white folks! I'm takin you to tha Ghetto Abortion clinic!"
Keisha: "Where that is?"
(Terell leaps five feet in the air, delivers a swift kick to Keisha's forehead, which sends her down five flights of stairs)
Terell: "Aww, snap
by jvarna5 January 30, 2008
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by skyball May 17, 2005
Get the adorablicious mug.A person that doesn't need to be sad because they are adopted. Some people are actually happy in adopted families.
by who else..? November 23, 2014
Get the adopted mug.A comeback without much reason behind it besides random shock/bewilderment value. It is similar in usage to "You're Face!" or other random things that can be said as a comeback.
NOTE: This comeback is however tricky to use as saying it to a person who IS indeed adopted would be in very bad taste.
NOTE: This term is best used to friends or people you know are not adopted.
NOTE: This comeback is however tricky to use as saying it to a person who IS indeed adopted would be in very bad taste.
NOTE: This term is best used to friends or people you know are not adopted.
Person #1: "I don't understand why you would do that. That has to be the stupidest thing I have ever heard of a person doing!"
Person #2: "Shut up, you're adopted!"
Person #1: I am adopted, you monster!
Person #1: Oh! Well... I... uh...
Person #2: "Shut up, you're adopted!"
Person #1: I am adopted, you monster!
Person #1: Oh! Well... I... uh...
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Get the adorabler mug.The act of killing a joke before it comes to fruition. Typical situations involve a third party ruining the timing of the joke, or the expectation surrounding the joke growing exponentially in such a way that when actually said, the joke is rendered unfunny by contrast with the listeners expectation.
"hahah right, but no one really likes to drive a Mini, it's like having..."
"Oh, just remembered, don't forget to give me that money you owe me."
"...sex with a midget, damn you idiot you just aborted my joke!"
"If you don't have any money you should try to say... ah forget it"
"What?"
"It's a geek joke, it's not even very funny"
"Now you have to say it"
"No way, forget it"
"Say the joke already", "C'mon dude we're waiting!"
"Ok, jesus, you should try to say "sudo give me a beer"
*silence*
"Don't look at me, you guys made a total joke abortion"
"Oh, just remembered, don't forget to give me that money you owe me."
"...sex with a midget, damn you idiot you just aborted my joke!"
"If you don't have any money you should try to say... ah forget it"
"What?"
"It's a geek joke, it's not even very funny"
"Now you have to say it"
"No way, forget it"
"Say the joke already", "C'mon dude we're waiting!"
"Ok, jesus, you should try to say "sudo give me a beer"
*silence*
"Don't look at me, you guys made a total joke abortion"
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