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achieving the ocho

masturbating 8 times in one day, one of the ultimate manly stamina and endurance challenges
Man, Anthony totally was achieving the ocho the day before school started again. What a fuckin boss.
by rage_on_cage May 17, 2011
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Achievon

An ambitious individual dedicated to achieving greatness.
He was determined to be an achievon in his career.
by Achievon July 26, 2023
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Achievement hore

A person (FAGGOT) who secretes themselves next to their xbox 360, which is their only friend, for days on end to achieve their ultimate goal of having the highest gamerscore in the world for no reason but personal satisfaction. Unless your Josh Rumer who thinks its fucking awesome to be good at xbox and play it all the time.
Hey Brittany Snow, Josh Rumer (aka. snow plow) that guy you fucked in the tent at the camp grounds is a real achievement hore!!!!
by tw1nkl3t0esBGfalcons June 26, 2009
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Over-Under Achiever

Someone who achieves the extra unecessary achievements, but does them in a half-ass fashion.
Patrick decided to be an Over-Under Achiever when he went the extra mile to do his extra credit, even though he already had a 103 percent in his english class. This project was done in a very UNorderly fashion. The rough draft write-up ended up having its title 'rough draft' erased and then replaced with 'Final Project'.
by E-bag March 29, 2010
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Unlocked Textallion Achievement

Making a girl climax by stimulating her solely through text messages. Bonus points if no photographs were used. 2X points if you were multitasking the entire time.
-How is being home for break?
-Eh not bad, just unlocked textallion achievement with a girl from school. Totally did it while solving a calculus problem too!
by Dali91 November 24, 2011
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Crowning Achievement

When you take a big dump and your man poon retracts causing your turd to be totally reassumed by the butt. Typically happens on accident but causes feelings of great achievement that forces you to to tell everyone you know about it.
"bro, I went to blast a dookie and ended up with a crowning achievement."
by freevageeter May 5, 2017
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