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Hole Digging And Abandonment

The phenomenon where road workers tear up a street and then never repave it; when people dig a hole to fix something in the street and never refill it

(also used for freeways and any other place road work was started and then left unfinished.)
Steve: Don't go down Pine Road.
Marvin: Why? They should be done the roadwork there by now.
Steve: Nah, they never finished it. It's hole digging and abandonment at its best.
by Nika Walsh October 9, 2011
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Absentee Fan

An absentee fan is someone who claims to be a huge fan of a sport and/or a team. This person will own a ton of apparel for said sport/team, and watch sportscenter for highlights of that sport/team often. However, this person will never, ever watch actual games of said sport/team, and they will never be emotionally affected by the outcome of that sport/team.

One person may be an absentee fan of multiple sports and multiple teams.
John: Hey Steve, we are all going to watch the Yankees ALDS game at Rick's house tonight, do you want to come?

Steve: Sorry man, I wanted to catch up on some cleaning tonight. Maybe next time. I'll just watch the highlights on sportscenter. I hope the Yankees win though.

Rick (after Steve leaves): Don't worry John, Steve is just an absentee fan.
by Yanksrule56 June 4, 2010
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Abian

A man who is often referred to as the G.O.A.T you look up to Abian's and idolize them. Possibly of the nicest people, you will ever meet. If you are lucky enough to meet an Abian you will be blessed for life. Abian is good at anything you should be like him.
Hey bob you should look up to Abian and try to be an Abian
by Phillip Frank January 16, 2019
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Seduced and Abandoned

The term used when an individual is seduced into sexual and/or intimate activities, and then after the activities are furfilled, the individual is later abandoned by the same individual who seduced them.
Georgie is always getting seduced and abandoned by attractive young males.
by Emitrude Kyes February 19, 2015
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absentini

An absence attributed to excess martini consumption.
Patty: Sorry to have blown you off at spin class this morning. Meltem was in town last night, and we stayed out waaaaay too late.

Judy: That will be recorded as a fully-excused absentini.
by Judy Gresham August 14, 2010
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absalicious

used to describe a cool person, who often passes the vibe check
"Did you hear about that guy Carter? He's totally absalicious..."

"Brooklyn is only an absalicious person at football or basketball games."
by avalovescoffee January 25, 2022
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Absaroka

A lost U.S. state, named after the Absaroka indian tribe.

Absaroka was going to be in between what is now Montana, Wyoming, North Dakota and South Dakota as a US state in 1939, but because there were not enough people in the specific land area, Congress changed their minds at the last minute and Absaroka wasn't approved. What is now Sheridan, Wyoming was going to be Sheridan, Absaroka, the capital of the new state of Absaroka.

See also: the lost state of Lincoln, another lost state that was going to be paired with Washington, Oregon and Idaho.
Absaroka was going to be the 49th state.
by Kongamuse September 24, 2011
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