Shetland Assist

A hand job from a little person.

I went to the little person convention and the keynote speaker took me back to her room afterwards for a shetland assist.

by jizzwick April 01, 2011

Assisted Suicide

I mean... You told them to leave, so... There you go! They left.

Hym “Why the assisted suicide? Because if you don’t make $200,000 an hour making fun of retards and telling people that the sky is blue and you’re not the nepotistic offspring of some high achieving fraud, life is actually pretty miserable. I know that this is a shock to you but the reason that you are getting all of the violence and suicide is that if things aren’t going your way, there is literally no reason not to take it out on the world and/or hard-reset and re-roll your character. At least they didn’t shoot you kids in the face.” 🤷 ♂️

by Hym Iam October 16, 2022

Troll-Assisted

Used when a certain event or incident that happens in a block-game, is helped or aided by a player called TheTroll2001.

"Did you guys grief my base? Bet it was Troll-Assisted.''

by Exxactoo November 11, 2022

Assisted Five

When a person is offered a high five and refuses to give it and a fellow person grabs said person's hand and gives the man offering a high five a high five.

High five?

Naw.

(man walks by and sees the struggle and grabs the man's hand and gives the high five )

Assisted Five! I'll take it

by CaseDog January 20, 2010

jackens assistant

jackens assistant is jackens personal assistant that is very helpful and is great.

jackens assistant helps jackens everyday

by jackens November 11, 2020

Sack Assist

1. When one guy helps another guy out for no other reason than they are both guys.

John: Hey Steve, thanks for that sack assist.
Steve: No problem John. Always nice to help out a fellow man.

by Steve425624567 December 28, 2009

Assistant Executive

The inaccurate reversal of a secretary job title for the purposes of inflating your position when you are actually making 45k and living in NorthJesus. Job description born out of delusions: serving as an officer/executive, actually mattering, and having a real job. Usual duties ACTUALLY include: changing printer paper, opening car doors, and sealing envelopes for mailing. See: self-absorbed.

I am loving my new job as the assistant executive, I am basically in charge of everyone except for the CEO!

by Give me a break! June 15, 2012