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Soaking Assistant

The person who assists in Mormon "soaking" by moving the bed from underneath to create more sexual pleasure without the "Soakers" themselves moving
Will: Want to soak this weekend

Jamie: I'll get my friend to be the Soaking Assistant
by Sir_Callum September 10, 2022
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jackens assistant

jackens assistant is jackens personal assistant that is very helpful and is great.
jackens assistant helps jackens everyday
by jackens November 10, 2020
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Assisted-Handjob

When two or more people (preferably female) jack one dudes cock at the same time.
"I just got jacked off by both my wife and my girlfriend at the same time, now that's what you call an Assisted-Handjob."
by DeezNutsBuster November 14, 2022
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Stoner's Assist

A stoner's assist is when you're too high to smoke another bowl, and your bro helps you out by lighting it for you.
Bro, I'm too high to hit this.

Stoner's assist, bro. I got you.
by Duckyruzic February 17, 2012
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Assisted Five

When a person is offered a high five and refuses to give it and a fellow person grabs said person's hand and gives the man offering a high five a high five.
High five?

Naw.

(man walks by and sees the struggle and grabs the man's hand and gives the high five )

Assisted Five! I'll take it
by CaseDog January 20, 2010
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Assistant Executive

The inaccurate reversal of a secretary job title for the purposes of inflating your position when you are actually making 45k and living in NorthJesus. Job description born out of delusions: serving as an officer/executive, actually mattering, and having a real job. Usual duties ACTUALLY include: changing printer paper, opening car doors, and sealing envelopes for mailing. See: self-absorbed.
I am loving my new job as the assistant executive, I am basically in charge of everyone except for the CEO!
by Give me a break! December 18, 2012
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ESO Assistant

Like the best ever Discord bot for ESO!

Elder Scrolls Online Assistant. For real Trial Guilds!
discordapp.com/api/oauth2/authorize?client_id=411786681935724546&permissions=1610086647&scope=bot
I used ESO Assistant to help me get gud at ESO!
by Magical Society May 19, 2018
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