heavy-duty asswipe

Something gave a big stink shit out of its asshole...
Regular asswipe cannot wipe it all...
Time for heavy-duty asswipe.

gay phone: Hi!

iphone: Hello

gay phone: Nobody ever texted me since two days ago... what the hell going on now?

iphone: Is your phone broken?

gay phone: HELLO!

iphone: O.O

gay phone: HELLO!

iphone: jeez...

gay phone: OMG I got 36 messages in my gay phone!

iphone: GET IPHONE. Your phone is heavy-duty asswiped.

by kakashiru August 5, 2010

asswipe

u like to use someone face to wipe ur ass

Im gonna use ur face a an asswipe.

by Kyle Rhoads May 1, 2003

asswipe

A person that wipes his ass.

example, jeffcongo he is an asswipe.

by jeffcongo October 29, 2004

asswipe

Any white person.

The dude's an asswipe.

by Ya Boi Krish March 25, 2017

family asswipe

a relative who loves to hang out at his cousin or brother's house. also a bum and jobless nincompoop

family member 1: hey, Uncle Matt's here again.

family member 2: gee, that asshole's a fuckin' parasite, a true family asswipe

by MadMacxxx July 26, 2011

asswipe

wipe for ass; brian
using child on rectum to ploeasure oneself

i just used baby jesus as an asswipe

by abtuse triangle May 4, 2018

asswipetous

Someone with the characteristic of an asswipe.

Bryan is displaying asswipetous behavior.

by Honkysaxophone March 14, 2016