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assholes

ahhh, yes. asshole. definitely an adjective, used to describe an array of dispositions. it's hard to generalize assholes, because there are so many types. There's the stuck-up, superficial "i am better than everyone" asshole; There's the "i hate the world and everything in it" asshole; there's the "i'm pretending to be nice to your face, but later i'm going to talk all kinds of shit about you" asshole; goodness....the list goes on and on. In the end, we're all assholes....some of us are just better at it than others.
the biggest assholes are the ones who can't stop acting like an asshole for two minutes to enjoy life.
by Meredith Peterson January 28, 2008
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peppermint asshole

The exquisite state in which your asshole is so sparking fresh from the overwhelming number of rimjobs, that people are able to recognize by the scent of freshness. An extremely difficult badge to obtain, as often referred to as the most difficult badge in the game.
John: Hey I heard you got 4 rimjobs at that party last night!
Jeremy: Indeed, they don't call me peppermint asshole for nothing hephep!
by BlakeShelton December 17, 2014
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lips and assholes

cheap cuts of meat pressed into tubular skins. more commonly known as hot dogs, frankfurters, weiners.
im hurting for cash this week, so it looks like its lips and assholes for the cookout tonight. sorry kids.
by dave4817 October 26, 2004
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asshole itchalitus

When you have a VERY itchy asshole.
Cody: Dude, i had a horrible case of asshole itchalitus last night.

Porch Monkey: Yeah i know. I hate when that happens
by Jimmy & Cody March 25, 2008
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asshole ding

Those little dents in your car doors caused by careless assholes who hit your car with their car door.
My Mercedes is straight as an arrow except for a few asshole dings on the driver door.
by Rickof Lancaster October 21, 2008
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asshole orchestra

That crescendo of sound that originates from the next door cubicle when somebody unloads the first push into the toilet bowl
Dude, at lunch, this guy comes into the cubicle next to me and gives me a 10 second rendition of an asshole orchestra.. I nearly puked...
by Orchestra Boy September 19, 2009
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asshole aware

The feeling of irritated ass you get after walking around for a while with moisture between your butt cheeks from juicy farts or not properly wiping your ass after a big shit.
Hey man we need to hurry up and get home soon my ass is killing me..I must have not wiped good after that shit i took earlier because I am so asshole aware right now.
by fathead216994 December 26, 2011
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