Infant Assault

1) The Assault of a small child between the ages of zero days old and one year(s) of age.

2) The act of punching a baby.

3) The destruction of a small child

Im so pissed I could commit Infant Assault.

Dane: That sound makes me want to punch an infant.

by Mrchace January 22, 2009

Frontal assault

1) A direct attack. 2) A daring, risky attack on the face/front of the enemy as opposed to one from the back without informing.

He didn't throw his men away in the blunt frontal assaults most commanders used at that time. He deployed his troops imaginatively.

His recent statements are a frontal assault on the doctrine of separation of church and state.

Full Frontal Assault on Democratic Rights of Europeans as Markets dictate appointments in both Italy and Greece

by tauseef313 November 24, 2011

blue assault

non alcoholic shot that consists of blue snow cone syrup and monster assault energy drink

want a blue assault?

by thetut December 25, 2007

Sexual Assault

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Sexual Assault is rape.

by Redditor1019 February 26, 2020

Textual Assault

writing that is especially powerful

His writing was so poetent it constituted a textual assault on our sensibilities

by Wally Keeler March 6, 2009

asexual assault

Some retarded term christians came up with that means to rape yourself while masturbating.

Dude 1: Hey don't masturbate dude your masturbating dont asexuall assault yourself".

Dude 2: Well hey, maybe i want to asexual assault myself you fuck nugget.

by Lovie Depizza January 20, 2017

sexual assault

When someone touches you in your no no square.

4 year old: Mom, I just got sexually assaulted by dad.

Mom: L sexual assault tbh ong.

by iloveunderagesex December 18, 2022