Argentinean missile

When a female takes her partners' poop, then freezes it to make a long dildo out of it then eventually melting in the females vagina. the missile melts in the hot climate-hence Argentinean Missile!

John: Yo bill did you here?
Bill: What?
John: Mary did an argentinean missile with bob last night
Bill: oh thats disgusting! your going to make me puke
John: I heard the missile melted after only 2 minutes!

by James Biggiesmalls October 24, 2010

Argenti glasses

These are like any other glasses, but they only need 1 arm. This is because Agent Argenti is one cool motherfucker and doesn't need both arms. He might have broke the other arm while giving a Kit Kat, or filming an adventure with his well camera See Argentified

Filthy Skank: Agent Argenti why is there only one arm on your Argenti glasses?
Agent Argenti: Shut the fuck up before I give you the green dungeon plague.
Filthy Skank: Im sorry, want to give me a Tony Danza?
Agent Argenti: No you disgusting piece of slut, I have to go save some poor Mexican bastards. Fuck yeah !

by Agent Argenti December 13, 2004

argentinian landslide

When you give a girl a laxative, and then 69 with her. Then you stick your finger in her ass, and pull it out and she shits all over your face.

Man, last night I gave my girl an Argentinian Landslide, and now my face smells like shit.

by Kyle911 December 13, 2013

Argentinian chocolate brownie

The sexual act while during a foursome one male demands a rim job. During said rim job he proceeds to shit on the giver that isn't his spouse. His spouse then rubs the feces all over herself while moaning .

My wife couldn't stop puking after she got the Argentinian chocolate brownie.

by weasel man December 8, 2017

Argentified

When Argenti bangs another broad in his RV and keeps his roomates awake. When he is ready to finish he gives the girl the Tony Danza and on speical occassions the Cleveland Steamer. And kicks the girl out the next day

Jeff; What was that banging last night.
Aaron; I Argentified a bitch last night and then gave her a Tony Danza
Jeff; you're classy.
Aaron; Thats why I bought a RV. I love Argentifying bitches.
Then I showed her the door

by The Dungeonmaster November 28, 2004

Argentinian Vegitarian Breakfast

An act of sexual "pleasure" where the man first takes either flaming hot sauce, chili sauce, or pepper sauce, and rubs it on his cock. After jerkin it for a while, he stops and has his girl suck him off. Getting the sauce into her mouth, they then make out and transfer the sauce. The man continues to eat out the girl. The next step in this process is for the man to toss the girls salad, (hence the "Vegitarian.") This involves hours of getting her ass hole licked and sucked. During all of these things the hot sauce is destroying wherever the girl is touched by it. You finish off by pwning the chicks pussy. Basically this is hell for the girl and not too bad for the guy, unless the sauce gets into his penis hole.

Hey Jack, what did you and Jill do for Sweetest day?
Not much bro, I just made her breakfast.
Really? She like it?
Naw man, she fuckin hated it.
OOOOOOOOOHHHHH... You mean an Argentinian Vegitarian Breakfast?
Yea
That's Whatsup.

by 3c3a3l3v3i3n3 February 19, 2009

argentocafe

Where young, shallow dot-com people meet.

There is an argentocafe popping up on every corner!

by Khan February 6, 2004