Threading the needle

Ejaculating into the end of someone else's penis.

Last night, I caught Gary threading the needle of some homeless guy in the park.

by Gary Needle April 20, 2013

Niddar thread

noun, countable
a mock threat in a message board in which you can keep Niddars to observe their eccentric behavior

You’ll witness real Hwa byung in the Niddar thread.

by Abajian October 8, 2005

Thread Excavatour

A sonofabitch that bumps really really old threads...

Fucking thread excavatour, where the hell did you dig up this old thread?

by Nova><Master October 25, 2006

Thread Miner

One who digs deep for old or valuable chat board threads.

One who recognizes the historical and/or cultural value of old threads.

One who is bored with what's posted on page 1.

I'm so glad the Thread Miner was able to find that old thread!

by tangledupinbloo January 22, 2010

thread death

A post that competely kills a thread or ends a discussion.

Tom: How are you doing? How was work?
Tim: lol
Tom: wow... thread death

by gamble1022 June 11, 2009

Waffle Thread

When a thread is so saturated with information that the only things left to talk about are 100% off topic. Often the New off topic disscution will have to do with the obvious masterfulness of the everyday house hold waffle.

Kingcool: What is the capital of Washington?
Frogguy232: Olympia
Dreadlocked: Damn waffles are good aren't they?
Frogguy232: This thread is now officaly a waffle thread.

by Ungraylessness March 31, 2008

thread manipulator

One who deletes their own obnoxious comments in a contentious Facebook thread to make another person who reacted to them look like a fool.

Chad: Myra has lost her mind. Did you see her talking to herself last night on Trip’s post about penguins’ rights?

Vic: Nah, I was there earlier. Martin said some bad stuff to her and they went back and forth a few times and then he deleted his own comments.

Chad: He does that all the time. He’s a thread manipulator.

by Commentator X May 11, 2013