99.5%

the percent of ho's per square inch in the population of Philadelphia, PA

"You better stop messin' with that 99.5%, you might catch something bad"

by The Crack Stealer March 14, 2009

99 red luft balloons

Going down on a woman while she is menstrating and you blow bubbles.

I earned my red wings and made 99 red luft balloons.

by Mr. Red Wing October 19, 2013

99 minutes

to be a troll without having to speak a word.

S@#$ man, 99 minutes is in the channel.
How do you know?
He is in game following me talking about what you were saying!!!

by ciccarello April 6, 2010

99% Joke

A surprisingly common scenario in which you present your friend with a proposal that if turned down remains a joke but if in the 1% chance it is accepted, is no longer a joke and you are serious about it.

Chadbrochill-Yo bro, go ahead and leave and get me some mcdonalds
FamGuyFan-straight dude
Chadbrochill-good thing that was a 99% joke, because i really want some mcdonalds.

by ChadBroChill21 February 21, 2009

99 kickpower

99 kickpower is when homosexual men joust with their 9 inch dicks for pleasure

Man me and Ryan had a lit 99 kickpower last night. I’m all tired out.

by heyyybitxhes January 5, 2018

99% will fail.

What a stupid idiot says on Facebook posts to get attention.

What is 1 + 1? 99% will fail.

by Mici Macko October 6, 2018

99 cent store

A person who is seen as worth less than a normal person.

Girl1: Dont worry about him, he is just a 99 cent store knockoff.
Girl2: Yeah, youre right he isn't worth the time.

by Susan's Van October 18, 2019