99% bs and g 

A person who is full of 99% bullshit and garbage.

"Bob Sapp rules!" - Chris
"Chris, you are 99% BS and G!" - Christian

99% bs and g by snivo whoooooore October 7, 2005

99.5% 

the percent of ho's per square inch in the population of Philadelphia, PA

"You better stop messin' with that 99.5%, you might catch something bad"

99.5% by The Crack Stealer March 14, 2009

99 red luft balloons

Going down on a woman while she is menstrating and you blow bubbles.

I earned my red wings and made 99 red luft balloons.

99 red luft balloons by Mr. Red Wing October 19, 2013

99 minutes 

to be a troll without having to speak a word.

S@#$ man, 99 minutes is in the channel.
How do you know?
He is in game following me talking about what you were saying!!!

99 minutes by ciccarello April 6, 2010

99% Joke 

A surprisingly common scenario in which you present your friend with a proposal that if turned down remains a joke but if in the 1% chance it is accepted, is no longer a joke and you are serious about it.

Chadbrochill-Yo bro, go ahead and leave and get me some mcdonalds
FamGuyFan-straight dude
Chadbrochill-good thing that was a 99% joke, because i really want some mcdonalds.

99% Joke by ChadBroChill21 February 21, 2009

99 kickpower 

99 kickpower is when homosexual men joust with their 9 inch dicks for pleasure

Man me and Ryan had a lit 99 kickpower last night. I’m all tired out.

99 kickpower by heyyybitxhes January 5, 2018

99% will fail. 

What a stupid idiot says on Facebook posts to get attention.

What is 1 + 1? 99% will fail.

99% will fail. by Mici Macko October 6, 2018