80%afk

80% afk is when you are trying to find your dick with one hand and holding the magnifying glass with three fingers on the other hand

-jay666 (from Unreal Tournament '99)

MyCoolOnlineName>i have to go AFK guys
MyCoolOnlineName is now known as MyCoolOnlineName80%afk

by Me I January 11, 2009

Rule 80

Rule 80 of the internet: Hypocrisy invalidates any point or opinion in the context of ANY conversation

I know a guy that constantly contradicts himself, claiming other things are bad when he does it himself. Dude can't resist to break Rule 80 every damn hour he breathes

by Lobsters_Shot_By_Cops February 25, 2023

M-80

M-80s were invented by the military long ago to simulate grenade explosions during training missions. Soon they became extremely popular with the public, and were sold as large firecrackers. legal firecrackers may only have 50 miligrams in them, but M-80s have about 3 grams each, making them incredibly dangerous and capable of blowing up an entire hand.

"Dude, I just crammed an M-80 in some guy's mailbox, and it blew up so badly."

by The Bass Of Spades May 30, 2006

M-80

Not as cool as taking seran wrap pouring gun powder inside and wrapping it nice and tight with electrical tape, poking a hole in with a nail and sticking a fuse down so it touches the gun powder.

That Shit go MORE boom!!!

by sloppycory September 4, 2005

3:80

1. FOUR TWENTY PM THE TIME AT WHICH PEOPLE LIKE TO SMOKE WEED

2.INTERNATIONAL SMOKE TIME

3. ANOTHER TERM FOR 4:20 USED TO CONFUSE PEOPLE

PAT: SHIT WE HAVE TO GET HOME!
WARREN: WHY WHATS UP?
PAT: ITS ALMOST 3:80

by dasBONZ380 June 25, 2009

80% Lesbian

When one is uneducated enough to put their sexuality into percentages.

Hali: Okay, I'm not straight...I'm really like, 80% lesbian.

Everyone else: .....Bitch, excuse you?

by omgitskee November 13, 2011

M-80

A step up from a cherry bomb but not nearly as cool as a co2

I threw an M-80 at that preppie and blew his leg open

by cotton hill(killed 50 men) March 21, 2003