I Thot So

To admit to being a total thot. Also an ironic phrase if someone misspelled “I Thought So.”

Thot: Down to fuck?

Person: Nah, fuck off over there, you thot!
Thot: I thot so!
Person: Yes, yes you are so thotty!

by Pizzazz Of Jazz June 4, 2019

Can I get 300 likes

I just want attension

Can I get 300 likes

No, y'oure just searching for attention

by A fucking fagget June 5, 2019

i dunno wut to put here

i dunno what to put here

i dunno wut to put here
bro ik i dunno either

by xxmeowmeow June 6, 2019

i require lasagna

garfielf sais dis

bullets dont work jonh
i require lasagna

by babithot June 12, 2019

Re-I-do

While tripping acid, hold a 2nd wedding ceremony with on the spot vows and charades before sexing like rabbits

I asked darlene to marry me again, we’re having a re-I-do ceremony.. come trip with us

by Whitetrash cunttt June 12, 2019

Why, when I was a boy...

Da often-largely-bu**s**t "you think THAT'S difficult/meager/boring?? You coddled soft-livin' young people of today haven't a bleepin' CLUE about how dull/tough/harsh things USED to be for the common person!" retort given by arrogant elders to try to brush off a whiny-but-often-perfectly reasonable/legitimate request/complaint/excuse proffered by someone "from da newer generation".

Before you go sagely wagging your finger and snorting, "Why, when I was a boy..." anytime a younger person whimpers/protests to you about something, you should first seriously consider whether whatever "way back when" condition that you are referring to was truly fair/wise/healthy, or if it was merely based on the "unenlightened" prejudiced/close-minded/stereotypical thinking, unawareness/disregard for basic health/safety concerns, etc. which was so tragically rampant "back in the good ol' days", such as toxic building-materials, leaded gasoline, racial hatred, disregard for the dangers of radioactivity, lack of tolerance/sympathy/allowances for physically and/or mentally-challenged citizens, etc. Maybe the "young whippersnapper" who is bringing his dissatisfaction to your attention does indeed have a valid point which stems from modern-day knowledge and progressive thinking --- again, just because YOU had to put up with all of that "insipid/hard/agonized-living" crap during your formative years does **not** arbitrarily mean that it was fair or safe or reasonable, and therefore you should not blindly use it as a justifying example of what said youngster should think/tolerate nowadays.

by QuacksO August 4, 2019

I wanna throw up

When someone makes a really cute remark about something or someone and you want to say something other than "awww"

"I love every moment I spend with you."
"omg, I wanna throw up!"

by bbmi19 August 4, 2019