Danger Zone

A specific period of time in which someone is watching the "money shot" portion of a pornographic movie while someone else (who person 1 does not want to be caught by) is in the same domicile.

It is known by this name for many reasons.

1: the male porn star usually takes an ungodly amount of time to finish his business.

2: because of the size of the video bar, an attempt at skipping any of the material would result in missing the finale.

And 3: because this is usually the period when someone watching pornography is reaching climax, leaving said person with their pants down.

Guy #1: "Dude, my roommate walked in when I was in the danger zone!"

Guy #2: "You couldn't just exit out?"

Guy #1: "No way, by then I was already losing it all over the place!"

by The Cream Machine November 29, 2009

zooned

a word debbie made up at at scrabble

I just got zooned by debbie at scrabble.

by fishinfool March 18, 2011

Drop Zone

Derived from the term "drop" (meaning to take a shit, crap, or dump), the "drop zone" is the location at which one performs a "drop". This is also known as the bathroom, washroom, or lavatory.

Jimmy can't come to the phone right now. He's in the "drop zone".

by Tsapet January 20, 2007

Splash Zone

When there is a row of male urinals and every one either side of the user is not being used, as it is the Splash Zone

Hey, duuude, you're in my splash zone

by Butski September 29, 2010

zones

Your appearance. Your zones is your carefully sculpted appearance.

*Goes and sticks a twig in his afro*
"Hey man, don't mess with mah zones!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

Friend Zone

The state of being a virginal, whiny manchild who believes a woman owes him sex simply because he is nice to her. This often leads to posting long e/n threads on the internet about specific women being "vapid cunts" because they'd rather have sex with someone they're actually sexually attracted to. A manchild who believes he has been "friend zoned" rarely recognizes his own faults, and instead assumes that all women are just attracted to "assholes."

"I helped Rebecca with her research project and then I invited her to play Super Smash Bros, but the vapid cunt told me she had to leave because she was going on a date with Matt. That asshole doesn't even respect women. She totally put me in the friend zone. Maybe if I continue to be nice to her she'll eventually let me have unfulfilling sex with her."

by Cosmic Snake May 15, 2014

Zorned

To physically consume or use too much of something to the point in which you can not do it again.

1- Ahh dude too much Lays potato chips.
2- I bet you could eat more.

1- No way I so Zorned from Lays chips.

by 69 A11 April 8, 2010