WTFDJCM

Acronym in instant messaging for What the fuck? Dude - Just Call me.

When you get a text meessage of undefinable acronyms your reply is WTFDJCM

by discount superstar April 23, 2006

WTFuck

the same as WTF but you say fuck to piss off the people that actually use WTF in conversation.

loser: "oh man my mom grounded me, WTF"
me: "yeah wtfuck, that sucks"
loser: *gets offended*
me: *I'm hilarious*

by Dav RK December 18, 2005

WTFPWNBBQ

Getting owned to the point where you're medium-rare and basted in a tangy barbeque sauce!

Alex: "I just WTFPWNBBQed your paladin in World of Warcraft!"
Ian: "So you did! Damn jooo!"

by Smeagle December 19, 2007

WTFM

What the Funky Monkey- Used by those who do not wish to offend conservative, religious, or old people. It is a suitable exchange for the expression WTF

Jason: Dude, all the people are like flying, so are you!
Freddie: WTFM?

by coolphilip04 March 17, 2009

wtfayo

Wat The Fuck Are You On

JOSH:hey dude do you love me
Mike:WTFAYO

by groundy September 18, 2005

WTFF

What the Flip-Flop. A phrase that expresses the same sentiment as WTF but keeping it rated G.

Dad: Honey you got a D on your test
10 year old daughter: WTFF! I studied!

by KingfishNJ March 8, 2011

WTFML

What the fuck my life!!!!!

I just failed my Spanish class, WTFML!!!

by Merabear March 29, 2009