West Virginia mudflap

During intercourse from behind, (vaginal or anal) with a cousin, the female projectile defecates onto the males testicles.

Man: "My cousin came over last night and projectile dedicated on my balls. She gave me a west Virginia mudflap.

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bush virginity

the state of never having had jump into a bush while drunk.
someone who has never lost their bush virginity is called a 'bush virgin'.

Friend 1: a lot of drunk people jump into bushes, its normal. you're just a bush virgin.
Friend 2: i wanna lose my bush virginity

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The act of giving your sister a foot massage

Mother: I saw you giving Betty Lou some West Virginia Foreplay
Me: We only went to second base afterward

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When you havent taken any vaccines in your life or if you didnt take the covid vaccine

Jayshawn: ayo your vaccine virginity?
Me: hell yea gang ian neva that fauci vaccine
Jayshawn: on gang

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A small town in the panhandle of Florida, Crestview. Refers to the portion of town north of i10, whereas south of i10 is refered to as "Crestucky".

"You from FWB, Niceville, or Crestview?"
"Crestview."
"Crestucky or Crest Virginia?"

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A SFW description of whiskey vagina or when a lady is too drunk for sex

I tried last night but got West Virginia by the wife

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The sideways shuffle, the horizontal shuffle, putting the weenie in the bun. Intercourse.

Me and my sister did the West Virginia waltz last night

Right on!

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