Unfantonk is where someone stiches someone else's ass up so they cant poo or remove the stiches other wise there asshole will be ripped open
Bradley (from the dead). Hey josh I just Unfantonked you!
Josh (looking at his asshole). Nooo! (shits everywhere then dies)
Josh (looking at his asshole). Nooo! (shits everywhere then dies)
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Unfunny • unf • unfuckwithable • unfuckable • unfuck • Unfuckwitable • Unfriend • unfair • unfortunate • unforgivable
Unable to be fucked with; on a level elevated past circumstantial bullshit; not phased by negativity, in word or deed. To be mentally in beast mode.
by Ms. Mat April 9, 2024
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Mom: Dave, are you writing your essay?
Dave: Umm...
Mom: (Examines what Dave is doing on his computer)
Dave! Why are you searching definitions on the Urban Dictionary instead of writing real words for your essay? You are such an unfocused procrastinator:
Dave: Umm...
Mom: (Examines what Dave is doing on his computer)
Dave! Why are you searching definitions on the Urban Dictionary instead of writing real words for your essay? You are such an unfocused procrastinator:
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He hit her with the unfiltered moose, which left her horrified as she ran from his home rethinking her life choices
by Czarinalecheek April 20, 2024
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"Oh hey Frank did you see that new unfiction series that poopismcgropeis covered?"
"Get the fuck away from me Kyle."
"Get the fuck away from me Kyle."
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