turd burglar

one who steals or has a great obsession with turds

sick, get away from me turd burglar!

by bill cosby November 21, 2002

turd gen

camaro made from 82-92, usually picked on by 4th gen owners

ha that turd gen sucks ass

by eric March 10, 2004

turd sandwich

Something you want to feed someone who has made an obsurd request.

"I am not going to loan that sucker a dime, however, I will give him a turd sandwich"

by ricflairismyfather October 3, 2005

crayola turd

Crayola is a brand of crayons.
Turd= poop (shit)

Crayola Turd - leaves marks on the bowl as it is being flushed

I just left a crayola turd.

by JD May 8, 2008

turd cutter

1. What God gave man to prevent him from leaving massive turds that clog up your mom's toilet.

2. Used to efficiently break down the enourmity of your pooh's to a more manageable size, making flushing easier.

3.Your leather donut, tradesmens entrance, ballon knot, mohagony knot, etc..

4. Anti brown trout mechanism located in your ass.

Colin blew out his O-ring at a young age, severely damaging the effectiveness of his turd cutter.

by Samhain_Knight January 26, 2005

Jewish Turd

A Jewish Turd refers to a Jewish male.

Martin Silverbergstein is a classic Jewish Turd.

by Jacques Asse June 9, 2009

Turd Burgular

One who is a theive in the world of turds. He or she may rob the innocent of their stool. This thing may be obsessive of waste products and is fascinated by the pooping process.

"Hey, that turd burgular stole my stool!"

by Jordan January 4, 2004