Olympic French Keg Stand

When one executes a full squat over an open bottle of wine while nude so that neck of the bottle (which has been lubricated) penetrates the anus enough to the point whereupon the said penetrated human is able to complete a full hand stand from the squatting position chugging the bottle of wine via the anus.

The most classy way to get wasted in a jiffy is the Olympic French Keg Stand.

by anoriginalbadass June 9, 2016

Minnesota Lemonade Stand

A party trick: fill an extra large condom full of urine and freeze it into a slushy like substance. Smash it over the heads of your friends until it bursts.

Mitch just got smashed by a Minnesota Lemonade Stand

by Mr. Clean’s gay cousin September 30, 2019

geriatric popsicle stand

A shitty nursing home

Ty: ready to go

Mrs bell: hell yeah let’s get the hell out of this geriatric popsicle stand

by Heartlandfan666 September 14, 2020

Standard

a word to describe something which goes without saying

that bitch is standard

by Edstandard September 4, 2011

double standards

When a certain gender can do something, but the other can't.

In The Odssey, double standards is when men are allowed to have affairs but women aren't..

by Hikaru Sohma December 20, 2007

stand-up pissers

It is a urinal. Not found in Womens washrooms.

The stand-up pisser has shit on it.

by HyperactiveToothpick May 29, 2005

standifer

The act of powerbombing an opponent through a flaming table in a combat setting

"Check out how Aaron totally standifered that sucka!!!! That Standifer was insane!"

by Coatesman September 20, 2006