your spider is not correct

your completley off topic

friend1: man did you see that movie with neil patrick harris
friend2:yeah i saw starship troopers
friend1: no your spider is not correct i was talking bout harold and kumar

by threex October 10, 2008

Winona Spider

What Winona Ryder would be if she was an arachnid.

Spider.

"Watch out, Bronson, there's a Winona Spider in your hair!"

by XDavid PolicastroX April 16, 2009

Shiver me timbers

Suck my balls.

Hey babe, I like it when you shiver me timbers...

by ZuZu Blackstone September 5, 2011

shiver me timbers

Pirate lingo: To go about getting oneself laid.

I'm gonna go see Mindy tonight and shiver me timbers.

by Kuno May 21, 2005

Spider-Man

1-A person who shifts like a human joystick when trying to get past another person. Occationally placing his right hand onto the ground for balance.
2-The technique of shifiting left and right when trying to get past a person.

1-JIM: Man, Eugene is like Spider-Man...
2-JIM: Look! Eugene is doing the Spider-Man!

by Alen A. and Igor B. June 18, 2004

spicermccoll

a bunch of wanking estate agents from spicermccoll

i want to sell my house doubt full with spicermccoll.

by sandeep.......... December 15, 2008

Spider box

To surprise someone with a nasty present under the guise of something pleasant, usually with the intention to scare.

-Danny. I got something for you... You know how we got a little naughty at that party last month?
-Oh hell yeah, Jennie! What is it?!
-My pregnancy results!
-Don't fucking give me spider box like that, bitch!

by notRJM April 13, 2009