Smartie Tube

The name given to a large boned person whom wears a long coat, typically worn by someone in the drug industry, that doesn't suit them.

Have you seen that person over there? They're a smartie tube.

What time is it? Let's ask that smartie tube over there.

Who's going to the party? Anyone that's not a smartie tube.

by Darkuhole January 9, 2014

smart-womber

Smart-womber is a word used to define a person who is genius or smart by birth. It is generally used as sarcasm to describe a haughty person or a braggart.

Person 1:" My test went really good although I didn't study a word."

Person 2:" Are you kidding me? It was so hard ,I studied for 5 hours but I still don't think I did well."

Person 1:" Who studies for the test? It was so easy."

Person 2:"Yeah,you'd say that ,smart-womber."

by SickyVicky May 1, 2014

smart trim

To have a smart haircut, usually used as a derogatory term

Smart trim mate

by Bob08695567546799 January 20, 2015

smart bug

Smart person

Lucy studies a lot, I can tell she is a smart bug.

by HeyJes March 27, 2015

smart phone dump

Using smart while moving your bowels causing you to spend longer that required squating on the turd catcher

I took a smart phone dump earler , took me two hours to realise i only had to piss

by Joe O'Regan November 24, 2015

Smart Odd Kid

Those middle and high schoolers who sort of fit in social parameters but not very well because they're weird and also proud of how good they are at school. Pretty much the opposite of a dumb jock, except both of these guys can be egotistic.

Kyle: You know those smart odd kids who think grades are everything?
Vanessa: Yeah, they kind of have no life, but at least they're not completely stuck in their own world.

by internetless December 25, 2015

smart beta

A smart beta is a male who is alpha smart in most aspects of life, but completely bitches out around women. Can apply to many situations, but often refers to scenarios with women.

Geez, KP seems to have his shit together, but he's a complete bitch around women.
Yeah, he's a smart beta.

by Waterman Dickfinger July 1, 2016