The Connor Scale

A scale from 1-10 that ranks how gay a person, statement, action, and/or object is. 1=not that gay and 10=really gay

Dude whats up with that gay shirt? Thats like a 7 on the Connor scale.

by jlkhg February 8, 2009

The Hickter Scale

Scales for measuring Mark Hickmans Cringquakes (Incredibly Cringey Moments)...
The Hickter Scale is the best known scale for measuring the magnitude of cringy moments performed by Mark Hickman. The magnitude value is proportional to the logarithm of the amplitude of the strongest cringe wave during an "cringequake". A recording of 7, for example, indicates a disturbance with ground motion 10 times as large as a recording of 6. The table below gives the frequency of cringequakes in a year and the effects of the cringequakes based on this scale.

Hickter scale no. Frequency per Week

<3 - 800 000 Detected only by cringemometers .

3 - 30 000 Just about noticeable by others.

4 - 800 Most people notice them.

5/6 - 1400 Everyone notices them, asked to leave shops.

7/8 - 15 Serious damage: People cross the road to avoid, people may collapse.

9 - Great damage, most people run in fear.

10 - One every 5 to 10 years Total damage, people have been known to "drop dead".

The Hickter Scale:

Mark will attempt to chat up a girl by telling her he loves her.

Nearby people will give him a rating, something this severe would usually earn a 7.

by :)pusihtedamzeb February 25, 2010

1-10 (scale of female attractiveness)

This is when you rate a female on how good looking she is. 1-being really ugly, 10- being out of this world.

Wow that girl is a 10 on the 1-10 (scale of female attractiveness)

by Alfie_Clark October 1, 2016

For fuck sake

This is what you say when you pissed of at some dumb fuck

Like the dumb fuck that says the expression is for fuck's sake's. Nooo
Its for fuck sake!!

Ahh for fuck sake mate , are you stupid

by Ilovebec June 15, 2017

scaley

A scaley is usally someone you dont like but can be used as omg there ugly

omg thats persons such a scaley

by fionapg March 10, 2007

Saaked

To promote something. Talk something up and then not follow through with it. To let people down

Arsenal saaked themselves out of the treble this year

by Matt May 7, 2004

Olympic Rating Scale

The most twisted and curved rating scale ever, mainly used in the olympic events that happen every four years. Though it uses the basic one to ten rating system, it's extremely harsh and brutal. The breakdown is as follows:

10 - Mediocrity defined
9 - Extremely disappointing and bland
8 - Outright bad
7 - Piss-poor
6 - Absoluetely fucking terrible
5 - Abysmal beyond words
4 - Not even MADDONA would touch this shit.
3 - Hitler would tremble in fear at this Bob Saget sized abomination
2 - Macauly Culkin's character in The Good Son is sweet and innocent in comparison to this... well... thing.
1 - (Insert satanic phrase from the bible here)

Gigli scores a 3 out of 10 from the Olympic Rating Scale

by VGerX2001 August 23, 2004