piss me off

really angry with something

A : What did u do last night?
B : I enjoyed movie with my boyfriend.
A : you REally piss me off
B : piss me off?

by farmbeach0510 May 28, 2007

take the piss

To tease mercilessly or in such a way no one would believe you or to treat someone badly in order to get what you want.

1. (British & Australian very informal) to make a joke about someone or to make someone look silly (often + out of ) They always take the piss out of her because she's a Barry Manilow fan. 'You should wear miniskirts more often - you've got the legs for them.' 'Are you taking the piss?' (British & Australian very informal!)
2. (British & Australian very informal) to treat someone badly in order to get what you want Four pounds an hour is taking the piss. £50 for that old thing? That's just taking the piss.

by Devilish69 September 29, 2013

Viper Piss

When jizz dries on one's dick tip from beating off the night before. When they wake up the next morning and try to piss, it comes out in two directions like a viper and showers the walls and floors.

After jacking off last night, Teddy tried to piss this morning but instead sprayed the bathroom walls and floor with Viper Piss.

by Adam Kennedy March 9, 2006

pishy

word means cat in the Persian language.

My pishy sleeps all day long.

by chika1232 July 15, 2010

piss head

someone who likes the piss (beer)
ie almost a drunk, a piss head is probably an amature alco

yer man is a total piss head, he was out again last nite and shagged a 45 year old

by jim November 25, 2002

Bitch Piss

A girl's drink.

Bacardi Breezers??! I'm not drinking that disgusting bitch piss.

by Bob March 4, 2003

piss cake

a small circular object found in urinals for the purpose of eliminating odors. See heavycake

I got so drunk last night that I think I ate the piss cake at the Black Angus!

by Jizzle August 30, 2003