Cool moosing 

To be afk at the worst time possible and tell nobody you are going afk

"well we were about to beat the level but he started cool moosing."

Cool moosing by Fact1023 January 25, 2020

Sunday Morning Special

The act of forcibly jamming your tallywacker balls-deep into a muffin at a church bake sale. Preferably chocolate, but blueberry will do in a pinch.

Friend 1: Yo why are these muffins so salty?
Friend 2: Just wrapped up a Sunday Morning Special. How's it taste?
Friend 1: I'm cutting your brakes tomorrow.

Sunday Morning Special by smiteMeSkyDaddy August 25, 2020

Wake up in the morning feeling like O'Diddy

When one wakes up with a roaring hangover, typically next to more than one girl who could only be attractive after copious drinking.
Usually used for the day after St. Patrick's Day.

Fergus: That was some party last night, eh laddie?
Liam: Aye, but then I had to wake up in the morning feeling like O'Diddy!

Wake up in the morning feeling like O'Diddy by Comrade64 March 18, 2015

A brownie with my morning coffee 

A subtle way of mentioning you took an enjoyable poo this morning while or before drinking your coffee.

Sorry for being late. I had a brownie with my morning coffee, and it took longer than expected.

A brownie with my morning coffee by Legalbaguette May 9, 2023

Morning Drip 

The urge to pee in the morning even though only afew drops may come out.

I had to pee so bad when I woke up but when I got the the bathroom I only got about six drops out. I HATE the morning drip

Morning Drip by Fornachon March 25, 2011

morning wood 

This phenomenon occurs when you awake and realize you have a hard on.

The best way to deal with it is flash the first hour class with an outline of your bone, or to relentlessly fap before you go to school.

morning wood, if not properly taken care of, can cause Erectile Dysfunction

morning wood by Demon Phoenix 1337 October 3, 2004

Morning Juice 

The semi-fluid diarrhea that comes after a night of excessive alcohol consumption.

Uhh, sorry Jeff, I just stained your porcelain toilet with my Morning Juice.

Morning Juice by F.E. Forster December 1, 2003