Meat Pistol

Penis, Sperm Shooter, Dipstick, DiCK

Tell that girl to get off my MEAT PISTOL.

by Fish February 15, 2004

meat tenderizer

A ugly girl who causes a dudes dick to go soft.

Aye yo, she a real meat tenderizer.
- I know right

by Ronald G January 2, 2006

Meat Cloud

The act of farting with your ass pressed up against a girls Vagina, causing her to queef.

While Amy was getting pile drived by Bryan, he quickly spun around, pressed his asshole to her snatch and farted. The giant queef that erupted from her snatch made Bryan's eyes water from the mixture of tuna and ass. He wished he had never attempted the Meat Cloud.

by Ryno1118 May 11, 2011

meat curtains

long flappy labia lips

bitch wrap your meat curtains around my dick

by moe March 22, 2004

meat cigar

1.a cigar made out of meat A.K.A Schlong, dong, woody, wang, etc.

don loves to smoke meat cigars!

by Woodrow May 6, 2003

Meat Shank

Noun:
An alternative term for an erect penis.

Verb:
To place ones penis in ones vagina

Meat=Slang for penis
Shank=Object used for stabbing

Look at the size of my meat shank!

I'm goin to meat shank that bitch.

by Vin June 1, 2004

meat bomb

Slang term for skydiver. Often used among pilots, jumpers and others associated in some way with aviation. It has a somewhat morbid connotation to it, hinting that if the parachutist's equipment should fail, or (more common) the parachutist should make a gross mistake, that he will explode upon impact much like a bomb made out of meat.

Pilot 1: Heading of 0232, skydiving commencing at an altitude of 11,000 feet--2 minutes. Please clear airspace.

Pilot 2: Copy that.

Pilot 1: Meat bombs out the door, remain clear.

by get fucked! August 12, 2007