Hempty

When you go to your stash thinking you still have some weed only to find its empty.

Example #1

Person # 1

Hey, wanna smoke? I have half a bone in my ashtray. Go grab it.

Person #2
Yo, you must've smoked it already cause that shits hempty!

Example #2

"Dude, all the way home from work I'm thinking I'm gonna smoke that weed I had left in my grinder but it was hempty! I'm gonna kick the shit out of my girlfriend!

by JoeBoots August 19, 2013

Hemmingwaying

The act of putting the barrel of your favorite shotgun in your mouth, and pulling the trigger with your big toe, just like Ernest Hemmingway

"Have you ever thought about Suicide?"

"Yes."

"Really? How were you going to do it?"

"I was thinking about Hemmingwaying myself."

by ToastyToaster July 20, 2013

hemlis

A word used for something, anything, that you can't think of the name for. Like "watchamaacallit", but more scientific.

Most cancers are caused by an abbertion in cell hemlis.

A star becomes a white dwarf after it consumes all of its hemlis

Hand me that hemlis!

by AltoDomino November 19, 2013

hemofloid

To act as a weird person but don't be confused to be a weirdo they are just acting weird and yet they are kind hearted and funny people just doing weird things at the moment

John just burped the alphabet after he got done feeding the homeless what a hemofloid

by joustrr September 23, 2014

hemp whore

The Hemp Whore, is a rare, but lethal stoner. Also commonly known for their tendencies to "whore" around and smoke other peoples weed. They also may try to steal your grinder. Watch out for the Hemp Whores who have been known to spread herpes through shared pipes/bongs/hockey pucks/Jango blocks.

(Hemp) (whore) Adj.

Mary Jane: The other day I ran into a hemp whore, Blake, and he smoked all my weed.

by Nose_picker69 June 14, 2014

hemth

A person that is a very good sharpshooter or very good with snipers. Very well pro claimed sniper in military occupations and war time events will be called a Hemth Sniper. Hemth is the highest honor to be called by other snipers or sharpshooters because it means your the best.

That guy is a Hemth Sniper I hope we get him in our squad.

by Colleague of Arts June 16, 2014

hemos

an ugly guy with a big ass

hemos is a b****

by unknown but awesome May 1, 2015