hemlis 

A word used for something, anything, that you can't think of the name for. Like "watchamaacallit", but more scientific.

Most cancers are caused by an abbertion in cell hemlis.

A star becomes a white dwarf after it consumes all of its hemlis

Hand me that hemlis!

hemlis by AltoDomino November 19, 2013

helisexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted to helicopters.

Person A :"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Person B : "It's alright I accept that you're a helisexual"
Person C : "I'm not a heliphobe!"

helisexual by Pseudologist May 18, 2014

great seagull migration death of the southern hemisphere 

Something Theo saw on David Attenborough.

What are you talking 'bout mate? It's the great seagull migration death of the southern hemisphere! Fascinating, really.

great seagull migration death of the southern hemisphere by Superwogfan June 20, 2021

Hemmischmeared 

When you aggressively begin to rim your partners' asshole before realizing there has been a very recent application of Preparation H.

I ran my tongue all over her body until I got to her asshole and realized I was just hemmischmeared.

Hemmischmeared by Finn Gerbang March 31, 2015

hemline theory

The idea on Wall Street that the socially acceptable length of women's skirts will reveal the state of the stock market.

Low skirts at the ankles mean the country is swaying towards a conservative, bear market. (1930s)
High skirts above the knee mean the country is in a free spirited and aggressvie bull market. (1980s)

hemline theory by JayBee March 20, 2005

Marvin Hamlisch 

He wrote the music for The Sting.

Guy 1:Naysayers tell me "You should be embarrassed." "You should not be fighting." "You look like Marvin Hamlisch." I say "Nay, I am not embarrassed" "I will fight." "Who the fuck is Marvin Hamlisch?"

Guy 2: He wrote the music for The Sting.

Guy 3: That's a good movie

As mentioned in the film Role Models.

Marvin Hamlisch by Hotshotalex January 25, 2010

hellistic vocalist 

A scary ass, made up type of noise-music first appearing on the "X Factor" by a crazy chick that roared and shrieked.

Ariel: "I'm a hellistic vocalist. You're stupid!"

hellistic vocalist by TruthTells December 26, 2011