Hanging Crumpet 

When your junk is hanging out of your pants; when a man's genitalia is exposed

"I watched TV with Johnny for 20 minutes before I realized he was hanging crumpet. Disgusting."

Hanging Crumpet by bakedlays5447 July 12, 2009

how's it hangin'

How's it hangin' is a very informal way to say hello to your fellow. What is actually hanging, is evident from the following example.

- Hi, Mike, how's it hangin'?
- A little bit to the left.

how's it hangin' by KAO1 November 13, 2005

Hangj

Hangj means hell yeah. One can use this phrase with pretty much anything, and it usually is used for humurous purposes. It sounds exactly how it is spelled, but can sometimes be prolonged to emphasize the J, so instead of HangJ...it can also be Hang-jay. Pretty much try to randomize its use, and try to make it unexpected.

Hi. Yes, can I please get a large ten piece with a little bit of hangj.
Here is a silver platter with some hangj.
Can i get a turkey dinner with a side of hangj?!
UH MOTHA FUCKIN HANGJ
"Yo, where the party at?"

"HANGJ"

Hangj by BigSkeet November 21, 2011

hangover poo 

Immensely smelly turd that is the perfect hangover cure. Going for a shit after a big night out will clear up your hangover in no time. Just remember to have some air freshner ready. Can Also be used with any other word to describe poo e.g. turd or shit

Ah man I've just done a hangover poo, I feel so much better now.

hangover poo by dewster99 November 4, 2009

zook hangover 

Like having a normal hangover, only it is from eating way too much food, not from drinking.

i had the worst zook hangover after the 4 plates of pasta and $50 in Carl's Jr. last night.

zook hangover by nategodd October 24, 2007

solar hangover

a solar hangover is a term used to describe the after effects on the body of spending too much time in the sun, very much like an alcohol-induced hangover, except this is caused by the sun. Symptoms include, but are not limited to; sunburn, red eyes, fatigue, headache, peeling/dry skin, dehydration.

"You're all sunburned from spending the day on the beach!"

"I know, I have a wicked solar hangover."

solar hangover by harleyk99 July 13, 2010

Derby Hangover 

The full body ache the day after a particularly rough derby experience

Jonny: What's wrong with her?

Jen: She's got a derby hangover after two people fell on her at practice yesterday

Derby Hangover by KingKam April 4, 2012