Gouche

Person born a Male that has decided to maim their dick and nuts into, what most would consider abominable, a vagina is a Gouche. G-ÕO-CHe

Guy 1: Oh man did you see that fucking Gouche try to make its way into the female restroom.

Girl 1: Yah wtf, it's about time they had separate Gouche facilities for those fucking Gouche's

Girl 2: Far away from children!

by Icedrop303 November 29, 2021

gooch

a word to describe one's love and affection for Roman Hanyuk

Christina (Chris) Mcnair had such a big crush on Roman that one could even say she had a gooch for him.

by Mazza69420 December 2, 2021

gooch

The vaginal fluids of a woman, collectively

In the empty theatres following the showing of 50 Shades of Gray, there were discovered cucumbers covered in gooch.

by AJ Deadshow December 7, 2021

Goochage

A lil bitty of everything

You ready for some absolute goochage tonight

by Octobowler72 December 19, 2021

goochage

a Lil bitta of everything

You guys ready for some absolute goochage tonight

by Octobowler72 December 20, 2021

Gootch Coomer

A very tight Man Bussy

"Man TC has a real Gootch Coomer but Dan has a Hola Hoop"

by 6liykulyyuilyluik December 31, 2021

Gouchè

A unit of measurement; about the amount of jelly in a jelly donut

Wow there’s a gouchè load of jelly in my donut ; How much does the recipe call for? About a gounchè of sour cream.

by Gcat23 January 3, 2022