The day after Thanksgiving in the US, and typially considered the busiest shopping day of the year. The term "black" is said to come from a large number companies that don't generate profits until that Friday, when they swing from the red into the black.
Disney exec: If we don't boost sales, we'll stay in the red and lose our bonuses!
Other VPs: don't worry, the day after thanksgiving we'll sell enough crap to get into the black.
exec: Thank God for Black Friday!
Other VPs: don't worry, the day after thanksgiving we'll sell enough crap to get into the black.
exec: Thank God for Black Friday!
by dhutch December 28, 2005
Get the black friday mug.((AKA FNF)) A game full of normies whos penises are no longer than 2 centimeters, music that is made by a social reject. The game's story is about some guy who wants to fuck the shit out of this girl but he has to beat other guys who wants to fuck the girl, wait is that right?
Chris: Friday Night Funkin' is such an awesome ass game!
Jade: FNF is full of normies.
Chris: Suck my dick you fucking faggot!
Jade: Ok!
Chris and Jade start moaning while slobbering on eachothers mouths, then they pull eachothers pants down and sucking eachothers penises, then Jade puts his penis is Chris' asshole and start moaning really loud, shaking the entire earth, Chris then puts his penis in Jade's asshole and pounds really aggressively and unfortunately breaks his penis in half after he missed the asshole and poked his penis really hard on Jade's rock asshole, as his penis touched his ass, then half of the penis turned sideways as a crack noise can be heard for miles, Chris screams on the top of his lungs, he cums extremely hard and cum sprays all over the place, covering almost the whole place, he also tore his penis, causing blood to mix with the cum, he then tragically died while fucking Jade, RIP Chris 2008 - 2021, niggas say he deserved it.
Jade: FNF is full of normies.
Chris: Suck my dick you fucking faggot!
Jade: Ok!
Chris and Jade start moaning while slobbering on eachothers mouths, then they pull eachothers pants down and sucking eachothers penises, then Jade puts his penis is Chris' asshole and start moaning really loud, shaking the entire earth, Chris then puts his penis in Jade's asshole and pounds really aggressively and unfortunately breaks his penis in half after he missed the asshole and poked his penis really hard on Jade's rock asshole, as his penis touched his ass, then half of the penis turned sideways as a crack noise can be heard for miles, Chris screams on the top of his lungs, he cums extremely hard and cum sprays all over the place, covering almost the whole place, he also tore his penis, causing blood to mix with the cum, he then tragically died while fucking Jade, RIP Chris 2008 - 2021, niggas say he deserved it.
by Jaymz. May 11, 2021
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It's similar to a Dirty Sanchez - except instead of smearing poo under the nose - you smear it over the eyebrows forming a shit unibrow - much like the painter Frida Kahlo.
It's similar to a Dirty Sanchez - except instead of smearing poo under the nose - you smear it over the eyebrows forming a shit unibrow - much like the painter Frida Kahlo.
I was having some hot gay sex with a man who looked like Dustin Diamond, and I gave him a Frida Kahlo.
by Dustin Diamond's Gay Lover September 7, 2004
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Get the DGAF Friday mug.First created by the Ancient Romans, it was a customary day of celebration known as "Ora Officium deis Veneris." The weekly celebration honors the 'rim job,' or the act of licking another's butthole. Rim Job parties are customary in more modern times, and have become more well known, especially during the past few years. The once weekly holiday has become a daily festivity: RJ Mondays, RJ Tuesdays, RJ Wednesdays, RJ Thursdays, RJ Saturdays, and RJ Sundays are now celebrated worldwide. The leader of the movement, under the alias "Imma Eshol" has transformed the once obscure holiday into a nationwide phenomenon. Barack Obama, current President of the United States, was quoted as saying of the holiday, "Yes, I love RJ Day, Fridays in particular. Nothing gets you going quite like someone eating your asshole. It's incredible."
Person 1: Hey, guess what day it is!
Person 2: I dunno, Easter?
Person 1: Guess again...
Person 2: RJ Friday, I can't believe I forgot! Wasn't yesterday RJ Day?
Person 1: Yeah, and the day before that...now that you think about it, don't we always celebrate RJ Day?
Person 2: Damn right. I love it when bitches eat my asshole.
Person 1: Amen to that.
Person 2: I dunno, Easter?
Person 1: Guess again...
Person 2: RJ Friday, I can't believe I forgot! Wasn't yesterday RJ Day?
Person 1: Yeah, and the day before that...now that you think about it, don't we always celebrate RJ Day?
Person 2: Damn right. I love it when bitches eat my asshole.
Person 1: Amen to that.
by Imma Eshol April 16, 2009
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