Electoral Dyad

It’s likely a political necessity that will never happen. Because is the person I vote for doesn’t win then I’m not being represented.

Iam “What do I mean by Electoral Dyad? Well, before every election, there are precursory elections between members of the same political party. In the Electoral Dyad, the winner of this election would be the representative. And now, I know what you’re thinking. ‘But Iam, if we did that, there would be two winners in every election cycle.’ Exactly. Electoral Dyad. There would be no ancillary election. Both parties would have a candidate who won. They would govern together. You could say that they wouldn’t get anything done BUT the shouldn’t be doing anything in the first place. Blam! Politics solved. Greatest mind who has ever lived. Better than capitalism. Wooo! *imitates cheering* 🤭 haaaaaaa!! 🤭 haaaaaa! Hurray Iam! He’s the greatest! Haaaaaaaa! 🥳”

Hym “What are you doing?” 😒

Iam 😳 “Nothing!”

Hym “Okay....” 😒

by Hym Iam November 1, 2022

election fuckery

When it takes more than a day to count ballots. When they shut down the voting machines at 2am in six states . When the votes at 3am appear out of nowhere.

You know there is election fuckery going on when they have taken 4 days to steal the election

by SWFTBC2017 November 11, 2022

Electric Train

When a woman is fucked by multiple other women in a row using vibrating strap-ons.

Samantha invited her lesbian polycule over to run an electric train on her.

by DolphinFuckee December 24, 2022

electricugly

The opposite of Electricute

“Shut your electricugly ass up”
“What in the fuck is electricugly”

by anonymous January 7, 2023

Electric Mudslide

When you’re having repetitive farts that sound wet and then turn out to be sharts and bouts of diarrhea.

“Hold on Sid, I’m about to ::let’s out a long rumbling wet fart::…oh crap that was an Electric Mudslide!” ::proceeds to run to the bathroom to finish on the toilet and then shower::

by rara yehyeh January 8, 2023

election

1- A formal and organized choice by vote of a person for a political office or other position.
2- Candidacy for the first term of a political office or other position.

Election refers to the first term.

by KWY789 January 17, 2023

elected

When someone or something wins the first term.

That person was elected.

by KWY789 January 17, 2023