A weird, annoying snap that involves flicking your wrist in a way that your index finger hits against your middle finger and thumb. It makes an incredibly annoying noise, usually accompanied by the phrase: “Sketch, balls, Q’doba.” The primary abusers of this motion is the common douche bag, and they usually begin performing this action at the most random, fucking nonsensical, absurd times and locations, it's like it is a nervous twitch or some shit!
by sketchballsqdoba April 21, 2010
Get the Douche Snap mug.A group of douche-bags (two or more douche-bags) travelling as a pack. Members of this group will exhibit some or all of the following characteristics:
1. wearing ballcaps placed ridiculous high on their head so the brim is perpendicular to the earth;
2. wearing a toque (knitted cap) in warm weather;
3. wearing shades indoors;
4. wearing a golf shirt with the collar popped;
5. swearing around children and elderly people;
6. wearing ballcaps indoors;
7. making racist, misogynistic, or other offensive remarks;
8. having some sort of tattoo or ear plug that renders them unemployable anywhere other than in a tattoo shop.
1. wearing ballcaps placed ridiculous high on their head so the brim is perpendicular to the earth;
2. wearing a toque (knitted cap) in warm weather;
3. wearing shades indoors;
4. wearing a golf shirt with the collar popped;
5. swearing around children and elderly people;
6. wearing ballcaps indoors;
7. making racist, misogynistic, or other offensive remarks;
8. having some sort of tattoo or ear plug that renders them unemployable anywhere other than in a tattoo shop.
Are those guys dressed in black ball caps, black shorts that go past their knees, and black socks and shoes while while down the beach make racist remarks and cursing up a storm?
Does that guys have a spider web tattoo up the back of his skull?
And check out that guy with the ear plugs the size of frying pans?
They're all friends with one another?
Yup... that's a total douchebag parade.
Does that guys have a spider web tattoo up the back of his skull?
And check out that guy with the ear plugs the size of frying pans?
They're all friends with one another?
Yup... that's a total douchebag parade.
by ndfnico April 4, 2011
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1.To be a cool while in person but once out of site becomes an automatic douche.
2.One who has frequent angry outbursts.
2.One who has frequent angry outbursts.
by gzcl July 19, 2007
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Get the Douchebag mug.A person with a shitty personality that needs to "take themself the fuck down" or "go home and get their fucking shine box." A douchebag usually assumes the form of a hair-gelling pretty-boy but can also be described as an overzealous, pompous, or vexatious asshole that most people wish were killed with a Mortal Kombat fatality.
Damn, i thought "Beverly Hills 90210" won the permanent award for most douchebags casted in one weekly television show, but then someone had to go make that show, "Friends."
by drdecent February 10, 2004
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Get the douchebag mug.Britney Spears should have know to stay away from paparrazo ex-boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib, because of the douchebag tag on his chin.
by Margo G. April 26, 2008
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