Splurtin curtain

A splurtin curtain provides a barrier of toilet paper to protect the entire back half of the toilet from being sprayed with dung, by hanging multiple sheets of toilet paper from the seat area.

Had to put up a splurtin curtain last night for my violent BM.

by The Riverboat Rammer January 28, 2020

c-curt

C-curt is a name and I am proud to have this name. To me this name resembles strength and honesty. I love this name because I get it after the strongest women I know. My mother and my older sister are the strongest most beautiful and most independent women I have ever known. My sister is a strong woman and she is B-E-A-utiful. Don't let that fool you she is strong and could kick anyone's but in a heartbeat. She is amazing. Now my mom has been through more than any other person in the world and she is still the strongest person ever. I am so proud to have this name and I will cherish it with me forever. Thank you, momma and sis. Yall stay strong and stay CURT-EOUS.

C-Curt is the best nickname I could ever wish for.

by Triple_A_05 April 18, 2020

roman curtains

A superb Vagina that has nice folds like premium roman curtains

Jess has porn quality Roman curtains Unlike Amy’s leftover roastbeef meat curtains

by Atom meatshaft D July 10, 2020

Roman curtains

The Premium subtle pussy lips with folds of an Angel, the vagina you only see in the best porn. The opposite of an Arby’s roast beef sandwich

I was banging those Roman Curtains last night and I felt like Cesar himself Getting the best pussy in all of Rome
Jessica has Amazing Roman curtains While Amy’s pussy looks like a roast beef sandwich with Extra meat

by Atom meatshaft D July 10, 2020

Zoe courthouse

Zoe courthouse is a rare type of bully she is normally very tall and she pushes u over if your small and laughs like a horse pPfFFFFT u better watch out before this courthouse finds uuu

Zoe courthouse is a bully

by Lilyl156 August 12, 2020

Fart Curtain

A Fart Curtain is the waft of smell from farting while walking. Typically best if not too long, so if you have a longer fart you should walk with a slight zig zag and simply create a pleated Fart Curtain for best effect.

That lady just walked through my Fart Curtain, and she was smiling so I think she liked it.

by The Cobbler 2020 September 14, 2020

Daylight Curtains

Blackout curtains when defined by an moron.

That parrot won’t stop chirping, trick him into thinking it’s nighttime with some daylight curtains!

by anonymous October 4, 2020