brown sandwich

The act of defecating in a bed and then squashing the resultant faeces with the top sheet and/or quilt to hide the evidence.

Can be accidental due to a loose stool or a deliberate act of revenge. Popular in a hotel environment where it can prove an unwelcome surprise.

"I found out my girlfriend had been cheating on me so I gave her a brown sandwich while she was at work and left with all my stuff."

by Bweahns December 19, 2008

brown pancake

when two people are raping a girl one shits on her chest and presses it down with their ass cheeks and the second man jizzes in it, to symbolize syrup.

We just gave that hoe a brown pancake

by penispotatodickwhorefuck October 12, 2014

Fiery Brown

A specific type of hair colour that is predominantly brown with streaks of ginger giving it a fiery look.

Louise: Adam you definitely have ginger hair.
Adam: No I don't, it's fiery brown!

by Adam D 93 February 9, 2013

Brown Tipper

A male with a penchant for anal sex. Prefers anal over vaginal sex.

I really like Roger but he’s a brown tipper and well....my back door is exit only.

by Eaton Holgoode December 2, 2017

horse is brown

this is a drug, slag from heroin and it is an add on from the common word 'brown'

...cant tink of an example for horse is brown

by p_lo September 16, 2006

brown beacon

The Brown Beacon is when your bowels have begun a pre-launch sequence and you have only a few minutes to get to a toilet before you shit your pants.

I was in the store picking up a 24 pack of The Beast and suddenly I felt the Brown Beacon. As luck would have it, once I found the shabby bathroom the toilet looked like someone had sharted on it and the stall door wouldn't lock and I had to out-wait a Stall Stalker.

by khaytsus September 29, 2011

Brown bishop

To shake someone's hand after you've had your finger poke through toilet paper. Not usually done for real, just spoken to disgust your victim.

Dude, smell your hand. I just gave you a brown bishop.

by kintatama2 November 7, 2007