brown pancake

when two people are raping a girl one shits on her chest and presses it down with their ass cheeks and the second man jizzes in it, to symbolize syrup.

We just gave that hoe a brown pancake

by penispotatodickwhorefuck October 12, 2014

brown touch

AKA "poop touch"

A condition similar to the fabled King Midas touch, in that everything you touch turns to something. In this case, that something happens to be shit.

Ex. "I just got fired today, and on the way home, my car broke down."

"Man you've got the brown touch."

by nelly83 October 24, 2014

Brown canal

Taking a shit in your companions nostril then blowing as hard as you can into the other nostril until the shit leave out of her mouth

Hey babe let’s get dirty, let’s make a brown canal

by Useless Giant March 12, 2019

Browns Fan

Someone who never gives up...even in a time of no hope whatsoever.

Stacy's a real Browns Fan is she thinks they are going to be able to come back and win...

by FlickerBoot September 7, 2017

Brown Tipper

A male with a penchant for anal sex. Prefers anal over vaginal sex.

I really like Roger but he’s a brown tipper and well....my back door is exit only.

by Eaton Holgoode December 2, 2017

toasty brown

Large brown areolas

I asked Katie to show me her tits and man her toasty browns were huge.

by Joehobo March 15, 2017

brown mattress

A mattress in the Figueroa residence that breaks your spine and keeps you in pain for weeks.

I slept on the brown mattress last night and my back was sore for weeks!

by someonefromglassboro December 29, 2016