Cheeky Bastard

Derived from the Italian phrase "Che quei bastardi", which literally means "The Bastards".

This is simply an English adaptation of a foreign phrase made funny by the actual sound of the phrase. "Che quei" sounds like cheeky, and bastardi, well, you get the idea. Che quei bastardi, or Cheeky Bastard. When you add the meaning of Cheeky to the word Bastard, it offers a different meaning than simply the Italian phrase Che quei bastardi. An amusing or endearing bastard.

by BManJamz January 4, 2014

bastardette

bastardette is a female bastard, a girl born without a father figure.

Shirley is a bastardette.

by Jessica March 10, 2005

Triumphant Bastard

When you have a boner that is just so incredibly hard and magnificent that you cant help but let out a grunt and brag to your friends.

Dude when I got those naked pics of Taylor I had such a Triumphant Bastard.

by 696969696969696969 February 5, 2008

lonely creepy bastard

Tipically on a college campus in the dining hall, the person who is eating alone at a table, especially during the busy hours

Hey look, there's a lonely creepy bastard eating by themself.
"PLEASE go to dinner with me, I don't want to be the lonely creepy bastard!"

by E Jackson January 28, 2008

bastardness

Something that was dumb or screwed up.

by Anonymous August 28, 2003

bastardman

what yo dad is and the reason that you're so messed up and evil taday.

Man, Jake's dad is such a bastardman

by Yo mama August 17, 2004

bastardising

When a person or animal excreets.

"In a chav's household you may even catch sight of a mangy cat bastardising under the dining room table!"

by Leanne March 16, 2005