Battleaxe

describing a mom that doesnt let their daughter go out in public or private places alone or otherwise unless accompanied by her mom and is a control freak

Well Scott why didn't your girlfriend come down? The old Battleaxe wouldn't let her.

by Sticklee January 9, 2008

battle station guy

the fucker with the magic proxy servers and blocks all websites, he operates from a cubicle or his "battle station"

Battle station guy is a fucking fun Nazi.

by anonimisty April 19, 2004

battle Mercy

A Mercy (a healer in Overwatch) that, instead of healing, shoots with her relatively weak gun, undermining the support the actual DPSs receive.

Don't go battle Mercy, please! We need healing!

I'm going to play battle Mercy because somebody needs to take care of that Zenyatta.

by GProgs September 5, 2018

Fortnite Battle Royale

Fortnite, Commonly known as “Fortnite Battle Royale”, is a Battle Royale Game where you jump out of a blue party bus with 100 other people and fight to the death. Seriously.

It is a game also notoriously known for its dogshit community which is probably the only goddamn valid excuse to go full monkey mode over somebody who literally fucking mentioned it. It gives a bit of extra charm to the shooter genre and the characters have personality (only a small amount but a bit goes a long way.)

Play it if you want, don’t play it if you don’t, I’m not here to judge, but Barbatos help you if you go out of your way to hate somebody’s guts just because they mentioned it.

Mary: Not many people don’t like me that much, probably because I play Fortnite Battle Royale.

Jim:That’s Perfectly fine. Play what you want!

by anonymous December 1, 2020

bartlett

An academically disabled individual that is most always short in stature, being larger than a midget, yet shorter than the average human being.

I'm driving to work this morning and a fucking bartlett cuts me off. It could hardly see over the dash board.

by Willis Shepherd October 18, 2008

Battlefield 3

A back-up plan for those who lack skill in the famous Call of Duty series and hope for a fresh start in the FPS genre of video games.

Person 1: Hey, are you gonna pre-order the next Call of Duty?

Person 2: F*ck that! Call of Duty is too unrealistic and takes too much individual skill! I'm getting Battlefield 3, the trailers look pretty and I'll have a whole team to help me out!

by unreal1298 October 16, 2011

BattleField3

A game that EA and DICE made to crush call of duty but it failed at it although it worked well.This game has been made for players who search for realism and are not looking to be quick scoped , no scoped , and be killed by an over powered gun.But the heavy competition had made CoD players join BattleField3 and are ruining the game with quick scoping , no scoping , and whiny bitches with kinects.As battlefield players are not welcoming CoD players and are trying to push them out but they are failing.Already the rise of the quick scopers has begun on battlefield3 in 2012.And soon a noob invasion will follow and this game will turn into CoD eventually.This game has been well known for trolling , destructible environment , realistic sniping , and vehicles.But for the players who hate trolls it has been rare for trolls.This game is more team focused than CoD and it takes team work.This game actually has vehicles and no killstreaks so it takes no skill or kills to obtain vehicles.

CoD player:Quick scoping is so cool!
BattleField3 player:GO BACK TO COD NOOB
CoD player:Make me
BattleField3 player:*rams C4 jeep into CoD player

by TrollingOki October 14, 2013