asshole

The opening where excretion exits.

Her asshole was split as the turds popped out.

by HelloJoeJoltinmieser July 14, 2009

asshole sign

A goatee, so named because guys generally grow one after deciding to be the biggest jerk they can be.

"Man that guy screwed me over big time. I had no idea." "Huh?!? What about his big ol' asshole sign?"

by William Tare Fox February 24, 2010

asshole

A manwhore who doesn't take into account other people's feelings when he satisfies his own urges.

Noel is a major asshole.

by NARS May 4, 2007

Asshole Breaker

In proper use, A-A-A-ASSHOLE BREAKER. A term for a gay man of exceptional proportions. Can also be used in discussion or comment threads pertaining to assholes or cocks of any shape, size, and color.

* <==8 Bam!
o <==8 Bam!
O <==8 Bam!
() <==8 Bam!
=( )= <==8 Bam!
=(☼)= <==8 Bam!
A-A-A-ASSHOLE BREAKER!

(example taken from this reddit thread:

http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/7jgws/the_votecount_of_this_post_decides_if_i_tell_my/c06tsxu?context=10

)

by Haiavaha December 20, 2008

Flaming Asshole

What results when someone douses his erect penis in Everclear, lights it on fire, and surprises someone in the butt.

Man, Ben was fucking with me all night until I gave him the flaming asshole. That shut his broke ass up.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 13, 2003

excuses are like assholes

everybody's got one

Excuses are like assholes, everybody's got one!

by cati May 21, 2004

fucken asshole

when your underage and try to by ciggarets and the store clerk wont sell them to you without an id

dude thats guys a fucken asshole he wont sell me ciggs cuz im not 18

by gangztabitch May 18, 2010