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Tim Cook

The person who, upon becoming ceo of apple, did the equivalent of what McDonnell Douglas did to Boeing when they merged. Shifting them from an honest and reliable company into one that puts money above everything else.
Tim Cook becoming ceo of apple is the equivalent of McDonnell Douglas merging with Boeing. If Steve jobs hadn’t turned down the recommended cancer treatment, apple would be as reliable as it had been all those years ago. If Tim Cook bought Boeing he would probably rush out a new plane every year and make every component proprietary such as engines and landing gear tyres and end up making the plane unsafe by rushing its design like the 737 max and dc-10.
by 99586jnfuc685nfnsngyj March 22, 2025
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Keegan Cooked

The act of asking to have your makeup done by your girlfriend and then proceeding to sit in a cuck chair like an absolute cuck as she photographs it and shows a whole group of people who will absolutely bully you.
Oh my, no way he is keegan cooked. What a CUCK!
by CheeseduBudoo June 9, 2025
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Houston cook-off

The act two guys penetrating a chick, one orally and one vaginally/anally and spinning her
by MonsterKyle August 12, 2019
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Cook up a few Pies

To cook up a few pies, is to get a few moisty’s on the go, is to collect honey from the hive…. You get it.
‘Let’s go to the clubs and cook up a few pies’

‘She was super into it, I was cooking a few pies for sure

Hey check those hotties, shall we go over and cook up a few pies?’
by Black-Scholes Shoes February 20, 2022
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Glass Cooking Tycoon

A game about cooking meth and selling it to people for a profit. but to be on roblox, its chemical made glass (Meth) which you can eat
Person 1: Hey have you heard of Glass Cooking Tycoon? it is a game where you make meth-
Person 2: ITS GLASS. FOR WINDOWS. NOT METH. It's for windows yeah?
Person 1: Right i forgot. yeah its glass
by ThatSharkyDude August 16, 2024
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Cooked

Some who is struggling or has given up academically
“Bro Jason got a F on the test! He’s cooked”
by Anonymous 45504 June 9, 2025
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botox done cooked

it originated by someones tick tock live. It was a card game for abbreviation “BDC”
originally something else but she read this off the coments.
*botox done cooked
this my friend is brain rot at its finest
kayce: that ho botched
sienna: damnn botox done cooked
kayce: *silance*
sienna: BOTOX DONE COOKED
kayce & sienna: HAHAHAHA
by brainrotgoddess25 February 28, 2025
mugGet the botox done cookedmug.

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